What's your best medical leave excuse?

Re: What's your best medical leave excuse?#284154

By McLaren - 21 Nov 11, 13:01

- 21 Nov 11, 13:01#284154

Man flu doesn't get any worse than that

Re: What's your best medical leave excuse?#284157

By madbrad - 21 Nov 11, 14:11

- 21 Nov 11, 14:11#284157

balanitis.
Look it up.

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Re: What's your best medical leave excuse?#284170

By LewEngBridewell - 21 Nov 11, 18:27

- 21 Nov 11, 18:27#284170

Not HIV, but full blown AIDS

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Re: What's your best medical leave excuse?#284315

By Jabberwocky - 23 Nov 11, 23:27

- 23 Nov 11, 23:27#284315

Bad appendix. - I ain't instigating and suffering through this for a few mc days mate!

I wasn't suggesting you actually get a bad appendix. I used this excuse once and my place of work never asked for any doctors letters, presumably because it sounds like such a detailed, outlandish experience.

It is all well and good until you do actually come down with it the following week.

My mate wanted some time off and said he had Swine Flu, He loved it until a fortnight later guess what he actually came down with!!! SO caught it twice have you now son!!!

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Re: What's your best medical leave excuse?#284318

By The_Stig_Money - 23 Nov 11, 23:53

- 23 Nov 11, 23:53#284318

"My cat has a doctors appointment"

"my daughter bit the dog"

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Re: What's your best medical leave excuse?#286436

By Hammer278 - 15 Dec 11, 14:40

- 15 Dec 11, 14:40#286436

As an update, I took 1 day off 2 weeks ago saying I'm down with food poisoning...and last Monday + Tuesday stating a shoulder ligament tear. Next week will be my last in this company. :whip:

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