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[McLaren]

Man flu doesn't get any worse than that

[madbrad]

balanitis.
Look it up.

[LewEngBridewell]

Not HIV, but full blown AIDS

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[Jabberwocky]

Bad appendix. - I ain't instigating and suffering through this for a few mc days mate!

I wasn't suggesting you actually get a bad appendix. I used this excuse once and my place of work never asked for any doctors letters, presumably because it sounds like such a detailed, outlandish experience.

It is all well and good until you do actually come down with it the following week.

My mate wanted some time off and said he had Swine Flu, He loved it until a fortnight later guess what he actually came down with!!! SO caught it twice have you now son!!!

[The_Stig_Money]

"My cat has a doctors appointment"

"my daughter bit the dog"

[Hammer278]

As an update, I took 1 day off 2 weeks ago saying I'm down with food poisoning...and last Monday + Tuesday stating a shoulder ligament tear. Next week will be my last in this company.