Almost daily! I almost die of laughing when I read some of the posts here, either because they're funny as hell or because they are oozing dim-witted arrogance 
You mean you read your own?
Yeah I had a near miss when I was twenty, rolled my Mother's Vauxhall Corsa at 60mph. Came round a bend too fast, the road was wet and muddy and the rear tyres were pathetically thin. Anyway, couldn't correct the slide and crossed over the road, missed a telegraph poll by about three foot, launched the car up a bank and all I remember was seeing tree branches. I woke up probably a minute later, upside down in the middle of the road and had to climb out the passenger window. The car was obviously a write-off, and the lady driver following behind said she saw the car flip at least three times. I was left with pulled muscles down the left hand side of my spine, a bruised leg and very cross parents!
I learnt my lesson though, I'll never drive another Vauxhall as long as I live!
