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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

By darwin dali
-  26 Mar 09, 02:36#97203
Im gonna take a nap tomorrow after work and get up and watch practice.

I'M STARTING TO GET WOOD!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:


TMI you dirty old man! Take a cold shower :director: and you'll feel better, though your precious family jewels may shrink to an even tinier size than usual :P:twisted:
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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

By darwin dali
-  26 Mar 09, 03:32#97214
OK... Maybe its just mental wood.. :hehe:

Mental wood. Hm, let me ponder that for a sec...
So, you're rubbing your weeny, but not really, only mentally - and then your little precious grows on you, but not really, just mentally. Sounds like having an imaginary friend. Man, you got issues :P:twisted::hehe:
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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

By texasmr2
-  26 Mar 09, 04:26#97225
I must confess I have a mental 'boner'! :blush::rofl:

like this :lightsabre: ?

Yes like that only much larger, thanks Enzyte!! :hehe:
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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

By darwin dali
-  26 Mar 09, 04:35#97226
I must confess I have a mental 'boner'! :blush::rofl:

like this :lightsabre: ?

Yes like that only much larger, thanks Enzyte!! :hehe:

Jeez, one walks around with an imaginary friend, the other has an acute case of folie de grandeur! So two have flown over the cuckoo's nest already. Has the forum become a loony bin or what? :P:hehe: Must be onset of F1 insanity :twisted:
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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

By texasmr2
-  26 Mar 09, 04:46#97231
I never confessed to being mentally stable, why is everyone looking at me!!!!! :yikes:
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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

By billindenver
-  26 Mar 09, 05:54#97238
OK... Maybe its just mental wood.. :hehe:

Mental wood. Hm, let me ponder that for a sec...
So, you're rubbing your weeny, but not really, only mentally - and then your little precious grows on you, but not really, just mentally. Sounds like having an imaginary friend. Man, you got issues :P:twisted::hehe:



I have to say, I have never in my life seen a more clear cut, absolutely text book case of duck Envy in my life. If this upcoming season doesn't have you sporting mental wood....it's only because you are incapable. Think of it this way...in a few short days...we may get to see...the first of the year....Hamilton Crash! Oh baby...now that is mental wood.

**EDIT** DUCK envy? Now wait a second..I clearly typed duck envy..dammit there it goes again. Ok, she is clearly suffering from chicken envy. OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...this filter shall not defeat me. This woman has a clear case of pee-pee envy!

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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

By texasmr2
-  26 Mar 09, 05:56#97239
OK... Maybe its just mental wood.. :hehe:

Mental wood. Hm, let me ponder that for a sec...
So, you're rubbing your weeny, but not really, only mentally - and then your little precious grows on you, but not really, just mentally. Sounds like having an imaginary friend. Man, you got issues :P:twisted::hehe:



I have to say, I have never in my life seen a more clear cut, absolutely text book case of duck Envy in my life. If this upcoming season doesn't have you sporting mental wood....it's only because you are incapable. Think of it this way...in a few short days...we may get to see...the first of the year....Hamilton Crash! Oh baby...now that is mental wood.

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:rofl::rofl:
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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

By billindenver
-  26 Mar 09, 06:30#97242
Hiya Tex. Tell me, I were to whip out my duck and have a chicken fight with racechick over whether or not Hamilton is gay or just posing as such...would you be forced to bring out the:
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:wavey: Hehe, bring ON THE FORMULA ONE!!!! It has been a LONG off season!
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