OK, Who Has a Hard-On??

OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97201

By Stealthgate007 - 26 Mar 09, 02:29

- 26 Mar 09, 02:29#97201

Im gonna take a nap tomorrow after work and get up and watch practice.

I'M STARTING TO GET WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97203

By darwin dali - 26 Mar 09, 02:36

- 26 Mar 09, 02:36#97203

Stealthgate007 wrote:Im gonna take a nap tomorrow after work and get up and watch practice.

I'M STARTING TO GET WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

TMI you dirty old man! Take a cold shower

and you'll feel better, though your precious family jewels may shrink to an even tinier size than usual

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97204

By Rivelution - 26 Mar 09, 02:38

- 26 Mar 09, 02:38#97204

I'm aroused, but no hard-on yet.

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97209

By Stealthgate007 - 26 Mar 09, 03:06

- 26 Mar 09, 03:06#97209

OK... Maybe its just mental wood..

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97214

By darwin dali - 26 Mar 09, 03:32

- 26 Mar 09, 03:32#97214

Stealthgate007 wrote:OK... Maybe its just mental wood..

Mental wood. Hm, let me ponder that for a sec...
So, you're rubbing your weeny, but not really, only mentally - and then your little precious grows on you, but not really, just mentally. Sounds like having an imaginary friend. Man, you got issues

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97222

By texasmr2 - 26 Mar 09, 04:09

- 26 Mar 09, 04:09#97222

I must confess I have a mental 'boner'!

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97223

By darwin dali - 26 Mar 09, 04:22

- 26 Mar 09, 04:22#97223

texasmr2 wrote:I must confess I have a mental 'boner'!

like this

?

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97225

By texasmr2 - 26 Mar 09, 04:26

- 26 Mar 09, 04:26#97225

darwin_dali wrote:
texasmr2 wrote:I must confess I have a mental 'boner'!
like this ?

Yes like that only much larger, thanks Enzyte!!

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97226

By darwin dali - 26 Mar 09, 04:35

- 26 Mar 09, 04:35#97226

texasmr2 wrote:
darwin_dali wrote:
texasmr2 wrote:I must confess I have a mental 'boner'!
like this ?
Yes like that only much larger, thanks Enzyte!!

Jeez, one walks around with an imaginary friend, the other has an acute case of folie de grandeur! So two have flown over the cuckoo's nest already. Has the forum become a loony bin or what?

Must be onset of F1 insanity

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97231

By texasmr2 - 26 Mar 09, 04:46

- 26 Mar 09, 04:46#97231

I never confessed to being mentally stable, why is everyone looking at me!!!!!

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97238

By billindenver - 26 Mar 09, 05:54

- 26 Mar 09, 05:54#97238

darwin_dali wrote:
Stealthgate007 wrote:OK... Maybe its just mental wood..
Mental wood. Hm, let me ponder that for a sec...
So, you're rubbing your weeny, but not really, only mentally - and then your little precious grows on you, but not really, just mentally. Sounds like having an imaginary friend. Man, you got issues

I have to say, I have never in my life seen a more clear cut, absolutely text book case of duck Envy in my life. If this upcoming season doesn't have you sporting mental wood....it's only because you are incapable. Think of it this way...in a few short days...we may get to see...the first of the year....Hamilton Crash! Oh baby...now that is mental wood.

**EDIT** DUCK envy? Now wait a second..I clearly typed duck envy..dammit there it goes again. Ok, she is clearly suffering from chicken envy. OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...this filter shall not defeat me. This woman has a clear case of pee-pee envy!

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Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97239

By texasmr2 - 26 Mar 09, 05:56

- 26 Mar 09, 05:56#97239

billindenver wrote:
darwin_dali wrote:
Stealthgate007 wrote:OK... Maybe its just mental wood..
Mental wood. Hm, let me ponder that for a sec...
So, you're rubbing your weeny, but not really, only mentally - and then your little precious grows on you, but not really, just mentally. Sounds like having an imaginary friend. Man, you got issues

I have to say, I have never in my life seen a more clear cut, absolutely text book case of duck Envy in my life. If this upcoming season doesn't have you sporting mental wood....it's only because you are incapable. Think of it this way...in a few short days...we may get to see...the first of the year....Hamilton Crash! Oh baby...now that is mental wood.

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97242

By billindenver - 26 Mar 09, 06:30

- 26 Mar 09, 06:30#97242

Hiya Tex. Tell me, I were to whip out my duck and have a chicken fight with racechick over whether or not Hamilton is gay or just posing as such...would you be forced to bring out the:

Hehe, bring ON THE FORMULA ONE!!!! It has been a LONG off season!

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97245

By texasmr2 - 26 Mar 09, 06:39

- 26 Mar 09, 06:39#97245

I thought you were banned already

??????????

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: OK, Who Has a Hard-On??#97246

By Hanwombat - 26 Mar 09, 06:40

- 26 Mar 09, 06:40#97246

I may Jizz slightly

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