- 03 Oct 13, 20:54#375136
What's 'on the dole'? Pardon me, I'm a yank 
I'd happily deliver alcohol to drunks late at night. It'd be better than my job now. Cuz I could sit down! And I'd be sitting down on a bike, no less!
I could join the military as an officer with my degree. However, I'm quite out of shape. I used to run and exercise and sh1t before I had this job, but it has literally sucked the life force out of me. Also, I really have no desire to join the military because I don't want another four+ year commitment like college and I don't want to leave the valley. 'The valley' is what us locals call Phoenix.

I'd happily deliver alcohol to drunks late at night. It'd be better than my job now. Cuz I could sit down! And I'd be sitting down on a bike, no less!

I could join the military as an officer with my degree. However, I'm quite out of shape. I used to run and exercise and sh1t before I had this job, but it has literally sucked the life force out of me. Also, I really have no desire to join the military because I don't want another four+ year commitment like college and I don't want to leave the valley. 'The valley' is what us locals call Phoenix.
Not bad for a #2 driver