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[mnmracer]

Courtesy of neighbor forummer vince14 from planetf1, this made me

I had exclusive access to all the team's radio communications this weekend, here's something which was not broadcast!!!!

Lap 60
Mark Webber: "Roight Christian, I've been sandbagging for the last 59 laps and I'm about to unleash my true potential. Watch me complete the last two laps in under 60 seconds, I'll catch up with Finger Boy and pay him back for Multi 21! Maaaaaaaaaaaark Wibba!!!!"
Christian Horner: "Adrian, please set Webber's engine to 'Self Destruct".

Lap 61
MW: "You rotton Pommie bar stewards!!!!! I wuz gonna win the race!!! Gah, if only the people on the PF1 forum knew their conspiracy theories were right all along!"
CH: "Pull the car over, please, Mark. You're on fire."

Slow Down Lap
CH: "Mark, Fred says he'll give you a lift back. Can you please run across the track without getting permission from the marshals first. Best if you do it after a blind corner."
MW: "Sure, no problems ripper bonza throw a shrimp on the barbie mate!"
Raikkonen: "Christ, I nearly hit Fred!"
Hamilton: "Christ, I nearly hit Fred and Wibba!"
Rosberg: "Christ, I nearly turned Wibba into mincemeat!"
Vettel: "Mark is too slow, get him out of the way."

[Jabberwocky]

Lol

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[1Lemon]

Lotus tweeted "Put another shrimp on the barbie" when webber's car ignited

Long live the guy running the Lotus Twitter account!

[What's Burning?]

I couldn't help but think when seeing Mark's car catch fire on the last lap, as it being some type of symbolism of his career.

[Jabberwocky]

Deep... but true

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[elfinitty]

This was really good For a moment I thought it was real

[1Lemon]

I couldn't help but think when seeing Mark's car catch fire on the last lap, as it being some type of symbolism of his career.

+1

[Hammer278]

I couldn't help but think when seeing Mark's car catch fire on the last lap, as it being some type of symbolism of his career.

Would've been DEEP if it happened in the last race of his career eh.

[1Lemon]

It probably will

[NHcheese]

Caus' Red Bull never break Vettels car like that. This is the second time he had to short shift. They never wanted him in the first place.

[Zekenwolf]

Caus' Red Bull never break Vettels car like that. This is the second time he had to short shift.

You got it wrong. It is the third time actually. They had arranged Webber's car to self-destruct in Silverstone too but the clever sod switched cars when everyone else was in the loo.

[mnmracer]

Caus' Red Bull never break Vettels car like that. This is the second time he had to short shift.

You got it wrong. It is the third time actually. They had arranged Webber's car to self-destruct in Silverstone too but the clever sod switched cars when everyone else was in the loo.

That explains so much about what happened in Italy. There he was trying to switch the gearbox cog by cog, but only got half-way before someone walked in. That's why both drivers had to short-shift in Monza.

Yes, now it makes total sense. Vettel really never has any reliability issues.

[LewEngBridewell]

[ptiberio]

Stella: Nando the Wind Tunnel to open at end of October
Nando: What year?
Stella: This year Nando
Nando: OK I stay next year

[What's Burning?]

Wow I just realized that I can type using Siri. This post was 100% accurate using just my voice amazing. I want to keep dictating crap just because it works so well. The only thing I actually had to press was the submit button.