Are Ferrari Cheating in their Pit Stops?

Re: Are Ferrari Cheating in their Pit Stops?#305436

By stonemonkey - 31 May 12, 16:32

- 31 May 12, 16:32#305436

Was wondering how the wheel's locked to the axle?

Ferrari have discovered a way to harness the strong nuclear force over measurable distances, meaning that the wheel nuts are attached to the axles as firmly as the subatomic components of the nucleus of the atom.

Don't they need Einstein in the pit crew then?

To use my phone in the car I deleted all my German contacts, it's now Hans free.

Re: Are Ferrari Cheating in their Pit Stops?#305447

By FerrariFan63 - 31 May 12, 17:28

- 31 May 12, 17:28#305447

Don't they need Einstein in the pit crew then?

No, Einstein is busy working on advanced theories of relativity concerning Fernando's relative speed to Massa.

Re: Are Ferrari Cheating in their Pit Stops?#305448

By vaptin - 31 May 12, 17:35

- 31 May 12, 17:35#305448

Was wondering how the wheel's locked to the axle?

Ferrari have discovered a way to harness the strong nuclear force over measurable distances, meaning that the wheel nuts are attached to the axles as firmly as the subatomic components of the nucleus of the atom.

Don't they need Einstein in the pit crew then?

Not with Alonso around.

Re: Are Ferrari Cheating in their Pit Stops?#305461

By bud - 31 May 12, 21:31

- 31 May 12, 21:31#305461

Was wondering how the wheel's locked to the axle?

Ferrari have discovered a way to harness the strong nuclear force over measurable distances, meaning that the wheel nuts are attached to the axles as firmly as the subatomic components of the nucleus of the atom.

Don't they need Einstein in the pit crew then?

Not with Alonso around.

Yeah, same reason he left Germany... Einstein doesn't work with jerks! :twisted:

Re: Are Ferrari Cheating in their Pit Stops?#305493

By spankyham - 01 Jun 12, 06:10

- 01 Jun 12, 06:10#305493

Was wondering how the wheel's locked to the axle?

Ferrari have discovered a way to harness the strong nuclear force over measurable distances, meaning that the wheel nuts are attached to the axles as firmly as the subatomic components of the nucleus of the atom.

Don't they need Einstein in the pit crew then?

Not with Alonso around.

Yeah, same reason he left Germany... Einstein doesn't work with jerks!

You're right, he never worked with McLaren :whip:

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Re: Are Ferrari Cheating in their Pit Stops?#305526

By headless - 01 Jun 12, 11:03

- 01 Jun 12, 11:03#305526

However, every Ferrari Pit Stop is perfect. I know there was some controversy around the pit stop wheel guns earlier this year... But I'm still under the impression, judging on Ferrari's consistent fast pit times that they might be using equipment that gives them about 2 or 3 tenths advantage over the other teams in the pits... Could even be up to half a second to a second quicker....

Surely if they are using better developed equipment that is fine. You don't immediately say if someone has a better KERS they are cheating, do you? If they have put more development into it, that is why they are winning.

Unless there is some rule against the equipment used in the pits?

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Re: Are Ferrari Cheating in their Pit Stops?#305554

By andrew - 01 Jun 12, 16:51

- 01 Jun 12, 16:51#305554

Was wondering how the wheel's locked to the axle?

Ferrari have discovered a way to harness the strong nuclear force over measurable distances, meaning that the wheel nuts are attached to the axles as firmly as the subatomic components of the nucleus of the atom.

Don't they need Einstein in the pit crew then?

Not with Alonso around.

Yeah, same reason he left Germany... Einstein doesn't work with jerks!

You're right, he never worked with McLaren

Nor Ferrari. :whip:

Red Bull would be his natu

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