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[toothe]

and they think everyone knows the queen, calls us pommys and limeys but hate us calling them yanks lol.

[bud]

Heres some offensive british humour from planet-F1.com

Lewis Hamilton has fled the UK and is going to be living in Geneva in Switzerland from now on. And why not, it has so much to offer.


10 Great Things About Living in Switzerland
* It's not Spain
* You can visit Michael Schumacher's themed rodeo castle
* It has the perfect nightlife for an F1 driver - i.e. none
* If you're a big cuckoo clock fan, then you've landed in hog heaven
* There's no motor sport allowed, hence Max is unlikely to visit.
* You can buy some great pocket knives
* Tabloid journalists find it too expensive
* Swiss TV will help you get to sleep early
* You're unlikely to be disturbed by someone flushing a toilet after 10pm as it's forbidden
* It's shut on Sundays, but that doesn't matter because that's when you'll be out at grands prix


Who Should Live Where in F1
Lewis Hamilton may have moved to Geneva, but this is where some of the other grand prix drivers should move to...


Fernando Alonso
Should live in: Tibet
Because: He can find true solitude and inner peace



Jenson Button
Should live in: Ireland
Because: There's no in-built prejudice against ginger people


Heikki Kovalainen
Should live in: Middle Earth
Because: That's where all the other hobbits live



David Coulthard
Should live in: Bournemouth
Because: It's a great place to retire to, and he's not far off



Giancarlo Fisichella
Should live in: Bahrain
Because: He's naturally drawn to gravel



Kimi Raikkonen
Should live in: Western Scotland
Because: It has the highest concentration of distilleries per head of population



Robert Kubica and Sebastien Vettel
Should live in: California
Because: It's the home of the beautiful people



Flavio Briatore
Should live: Halfway up Bernie's rear passage
Because: That's where he feels most at home.


Eddie Jordan
Should live in: Wigton in Scotland
Because: Isn't it obvious...

[texasmr2]

and they think everyone knows the queen, calls us pommys and limeys but hate us calling them yanks lol.

Not this american I'm not that narrow minded I love all people and some of my dearest friend's are English, Australian and Russian. Yes in the US the term 'yank's' is used in reference to the north eastern state's it stem's from the Civil War.

[toothe]

lol

[onelapdown]

[texasmr2]

Great post Bud.

[AngelesoinsectoS]

Ron Dennis dixit:

"Absolute rubbish and nothing less than we'd expect from block head Spanish. When is your country going to get it into their thick skulls..."

"Him and his country, him and his damn government have harped on for months about how the team was bias against him. McLaren, Ron Dennis and the people of Great Britain have been labled racist by SPanish ministers....."

"What is Spanish for "F___ off you Spanish git"? I want to change my signature"

I truly love british humor, but this was not even supposed to be funny... and, please, don´t be silly, I would never be offended with something like "people of Spain", but I would with rabid+ignorant attacks based on NOTHING.

[toothe]

lol, so the people of spain never say bloody brits, ok he may have gone a little over the top but the spanish did acuse british racing fans of being racist and mclaren of being racist for not giving both drivers equal rights, then he says they did. i mean come on. alonso is a moaning spanish git. doesnt mean all spanish are though

[onelapdown]

yeah, and football fans will tell you that Spanish fans accusing anyone of being racist are on very shaky ground.

[toothe]

yeah the monkey noises, and booing of black players. things people seem to overlook.

italians attack english fans for no reason everytime we play there.

[onelapdown]

yeah the monkey noises, and booing of black players. things people seem to overlook.

italians attack english fans for no reason everytime we play there.

Italian ultras attack everyone. It's a scandal Uefa don't do something about it, but this is an F1 forum so 'nuff said...

[toothe]

yeah. sorry for straying :p.

[AngelesoinsectoS]

It´s common sense to keep this kind of personal points of view amongst your closest friends, but not to VOMIT them over a public forum whenever you want to, knowing that someone may feel angry for them... and we´re not talking about a bunch of outraged mentally challenged hooligans on drugs but "regular" people that are registered users like you and me. No other in this room made such right-winged-old-fashioned comments but him, mate.

[toothe]

yeah, but that sort of stuff is said regular in the uk

Yes he was over the top, but hey everyone says something like that from time to time.

they say hate breeds hate, its the inability to say an opinion that creates hate.

neway nuff said, you think he was out of line, he doesnt so its just a big circle.

[Ron Dennis]

Ron Dennis dixit:

"Absolute rubbish and nothing less than we'd expect from block head Spanish. When is your country going to get it into their thick skulls..."

"Him and his country, him and his damn government have harped on for months about how the team was bias against him. McLaren, Ron Dennis and the people of Great Britain have been labled racist by SPanish ministers....."

"What is Spanish for "F___ off you Spanish git"? I want to change my signature"

I truly love british humor, but this was not even supposed to be funny... and, please, don´t be silly, I would never be offended with something like "people of Spain", but I would with rabid+ignorant attacks based on NOTHING.

You are enjoying playing the badly done to role aint ya me old china plate?

From the onset you have come on this forum and went hell bent for leather to make as big a stink as possible.

You are very much like Alonso in so much as you are trying to play the martyr and gain everyone’s sympathy. But you cannot evoke this feeling from people when you spend most of your time trying to wind people up because of your supposed nationality and the crap we are giving it. To be honest I don’t even think you are Spanish, more likely some frustrated person living in a council flat in Grimsby!

You forget that people read you other posts where all you do is try and wind people up. SO your solicitations for sympathy fall upon deaf ears – and as they say – The only place you will find sympathy here is in an online dictionary between sympathy and syphilis.

Oh and before anyone starts calling me a hypocrite – I know I am.