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[Robert12010]

Wow! what an insightful article. They finally have got it all figured out.

Somethings they haven't figured just yet, but I do, because I actually have a spy satelite into the team's conference room: this was actually Massa repaying Alonso fr the time he did the jump start. That move was actually to help Massa, and now Massa finally paid back with the same, and yes, the FIA did notice, but the wanted to have some card to deal with come the hearing.

My findings go even deeper: Red Bull is terribly annoyed by Mclaren because of the whole front wing affair; as a result they have put a bounty on the MP4s. You can definitely expect Vettel to get some unusual favors in next weekend's race as his prize for taking out one of the MP4s.

Wait, there's more: when Webber rammed Lewis from behind, it was actually what his management Briatore had told him to do. Briatore is not really out of F1, he's been secretely financing Red Bull and the Webber crash was all Briatore's doing. Why do you think Webber got his contract renewed?

In Monza it will be Webber's turn to take an MP4 out.

Also, i've found out Alonso doesnt really drink water before the races. He drinks a pint of blood. Its all there, i've heard it and seen it on my spy satelite.

thats why hes always so angry and never looks happy!!!

[vaptin]

Mark was over the starting box in one gp, and diddn't get punished. Neither did Alonso presumably because he diddn't gain anything since a Williams saw red - pretty much literally.

[The Immortal Dragon]

It would be interesting to know how those machines (whatever they are called - jump-start machines?) work; how did they manage to miss it?

[What's Burning?]

MAAAAASSSSAAAAA! Can't do anything right.

[What's Burning?]

It would be interesting to know how those machines (whatever they are called - jump-start machines?) work; how did they manage to miss it?

I read that he may have been so far over the line that the sensor no longer registered. There is an amateur video from a fan on Youtube showing that Sutil right behind him was quite over the line as well.

[The Immortal Dragon]

It would be interesting to know how those machines (whatever they are called - jump-start machines?) work; how did they manage to miss it?

I read that he may have been so far over the line that the sensor no longer registered. Sutil right behind him was over the line as well.

That would mean that the sensors are actived when the red lights are switched on, I guess.
But wouldn't the sensor pick up an anomaly as the car would go "fully" past them in a much shorter time than the others/usual?

[bud]

yeah id say Immortal Dragon is right! They would detect movement, not whether the car is in the box or not. Obviously Massa didn't jump start, he just started a further ahead than he was allowed to.

[vaptin]

Damn, Massa, still I don't think he did anything with it either.

[What's Burning?]

This went under the radar but apparently Spa this year (or once again) operated at a loss after the GP. It may simply be for negotiation leverage against FOM for their next contract but it's reported that they may not be on the calendar every year starting 2012 but instead alternating years between Span and the Nurburgring.

[f1ea]

yeah id say Immortal Dragon is right! They would detect movement, not whether the car is in the box or not. Obviously Massa didn't jump start, he just started a further ahead than he was allowed to.

Apparently the sensors measure velocity, not position.

You know what...I think the FIA simply wanted to spare Massa the embarrassment of having a few pikeys push his car into its correct spot. All that while the other drivers wait in their positions all with WTF faces

[kerc]

Wow! what an insightful article. They finally have got it all figured out.

Somethings they haven't figured just yet, but I do, because I actually have a spy satelite into the team's conference room: this was actually Massa repaying Alonso fr the time he did the jump start. That move was actually to help Massa, and now Massa finally paid back with the same, and yes, the FIA did notice, but the wanted to have some card to deal with come the hearing.

My findings go even deeper: Red Bull is terribly annoyed by Mclaren because of the whole front wing affair; as a result they have put a bounty on the MP4s. You can definitely expect Vettel to get some unusual favors in next weekend's race as his prize for taking out one of the MP4s.

Wait, there's more: when Webber rammed Lewis from behind, it was actually what his management Briatore had told him to do. Briatore is not really out of F1, he's been secretely financing Red Bull and the Webber crash was all Briatore's doing. Why do you think Webber got his contract renewed?

In Monza it will be Webber's turn to take an MP4 out.

Also, i've found out Alonso doesnt really drink water before the races. He drinks a pint of blood. Its all there, i've heard it and seen it on my spy satelite.

Awesome post.

[What's Burning?]

f1ea, you've been foiled again... Whitmarsh has been on to your spy satellite and hired Jame Cameron to create a CGI stream feed. You think Avatar was immersive?

[Jensonb]

It's funny cos it's true

I mean seriously, it's like half the damn car-length

[elfinitty]

Who are those people f*** and d***head in the picture?