- 02 Dec 09, 14:51#172899
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. 
On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift
certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit
to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was
rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was
in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed
it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
"This is powerful medicine and it must be respected.
You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'.
When you do that, you will become more manly than you have
ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and
asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he
responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then
invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came
in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was
excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
asked, "What was that 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a
dangling participle.
certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit
to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was
rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was
in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed
it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
"This is powerful medicine and it must be respected.
You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'.
When you do that, you will become more manly than you have
ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and
asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he
responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then
invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came
in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was
excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
asked, "What was that 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a
dangling participle.
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. 
hehehehe
Thats hilarious.
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