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[darwin dali]

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift
certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit
to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was
rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was
in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed
it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
"This is powerful medicine and it must be respected.
You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'.
When you do that, you will become more manly than you have
ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and
asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he
responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then
invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came
in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was
excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
asked, "What was that 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a
dangling participle.

[Bruno_Brazil]

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift
certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit
to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was
rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was
in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed
it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
"This is powerful medicine and it must be respected.
You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'.
When you do that, you will become more manly than you have
ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and
asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he
responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then
invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came
in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was
excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
asked, "What was that 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a
dangling participle.

eahieuhaiuehaiuheiuaheiu

Even Chuchill said something like this:
""From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put"


hahahahah
I've never got this "rule"...Now I know its meaning.

[Bruno_Brazil]

Worst police sketch of world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKUY3W7L0H8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Bruno_Brazil]

My ferrari:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivlVfChBkzg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Cueball]

Post your best jokes here guys

yo mama's so fat when she stood on the scale it said to be continued

[darwin dali]

Post your best jokes here guys

yo mama's so fat when she stood on the scale it said to be continued

Not that a great start for the thread

[Cueball]

Post your best jokes here guys

yo mama's so fat when she stood on the scale it said to be continued

Not that a great start for the thread

hehehehe

[7UpJordan]

A classic Trigger moment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDg9q0Af6zw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[ThomasBVB]

[vaptin]

Heres a good one:

My mum thought lol meant lots of love, so she wrote that on the end of a text consoling someone about a funeral

(dunno if its true or not).

[texasmr2]

A classic Trigger moment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDg9q0Af6zw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Thats hilarious.

[texasmr2]

"I know my rights I know my rights is it illegal to drunk drive?".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"I think I crapped my pants and I know my rights!".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJN ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fds_hupE ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

This birthday prank took a wrong turn ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piuJzS7 ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[darwin dali]

No comment or says it all?

[texasmr2]

[Gilles 27]

I like these three;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW6vyxTqNis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9etanOtQ0go