Kobayashi in a McLaren.
If he got that - he would be well impressed with his first 2 races.
He would think they were very very special.
I just can't see McLaren taking a chance on Kobayashi when there are far less risky options available to them. They've already got their young protege, now they need a solid no. 2.
Oh yeah, I 100% agree there, just some people were mentioning it.
You've got a point though, those races would be incredibly special. One minute he can't even get a drive in GP2 and thinks he's on his way back to daddy's Sushi restaurant, the next thing he knows McLaren are knocking on his door (hypothetically speaking of course, because I can't see it happening). Bit like Button this year, one minute out of a seat completely and the next he's World Champion. The mind boggles.
Truthfully, Kobayashi isn't someone I'd want to risk in my favourite team but I wouldn't want my biggest rival to have him either, just in case he turns out to be as good as he's looked so far

I'm still holding out for Kimi

And if that fails, Heidfeld I guess.