Maybe we should add a "dating" section to the forum?!?!... 
as the OP is "in love" with the mysterious woman in the background!
Ok, here are some suggestions for taglines:
-Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until they speak?
-I’m like poop. The older I get the easier I am to pick up!
-Coffee, Chocolate, and Men – some things are just better rich.
-I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
-Willing to lie about how we met!
-Where’s “Clever Opening Lines for Dummies” When You Need It?
-How many more frogs do I have to kiss to find my prince?
-Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
-Ready for the three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
-Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.
-Tired of shopping the Damaged Goods department.
-I’m the best singer in my car!
-Looking for a man with a large bulge– in his back right pocket.
-Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree!
-I’ll jump on Oprah’s couch for you!
