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[Rivelution]

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The poll, carried out by global research site http://www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.
Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
A spokesperson for http://www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html

I cant believe the Italians didnt make the list for being too hairy.

[awesomerusty]

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
I cant believe the Italians didnt make the list for being too hairy.

haha true,maybe cos most women like hairy men

[Rivelution]

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
I cant believe the Italians didnt make the list for being too hairy.

haha true,maybe cos most women like hairy men

hahaha thats not true with younger women.

[madbrad]

Hey! We Canadians are 10th best?? Is it our politeness that gets us such a high score?

[darwin dali]

Hey! We Canadians are 10th best?? Is it our politeness that gets us such a high score?

Sorry ma'am, I apologize for putting my duck in your vagina while you were asleep.
Oh, it wasn't your vagina? I'm terribly sorry - I must have missed it in the dark!

[madbrad]

I don't know why wives don't like being awakened that way.

[Juliet P]

'duck'

[madbrad]

Why would I put a duck in there?

[Jamie]

I'm English and i am bloody good I'll let you know

[Jabberwocky]

7. Wales (too selfish)

Whatever, I had fun

[texasmr2]

:bs:

I'm English and i am bloody good I'll let you know

Could someone please turn the record over as the incesent repitition is driving me frickin bonkers!!

[racechick]

7. Wales (too selfish)

Whatever, I had fun

[darwin dali]

To continue with the German bashing

[bud]

i even have trouble pronouncing that name! where did they come up with that name for a state? it aint Anglo is it?

[darwin dali]

i even have trouble pronouncing that name! where did they come up with that name for a state? it aint Anglo is it?

Yeah, sounds definitely first nationish:
The Massachusetts Bay Colony was named after the indigenous population, the Massachusett, whose name can be segmented as mass-adchu-s-et, where mass- is "large", -adchu- is "hill", -s- is a diminutive suffix meaning "small", and -et is a locative suffix, identifying a place. It has been translated as "near the great hill","by the blue hills", "at the little big hill", or "at the range of hills", referring to the Blue Hills, or in particular, Great Blue Hill, located on the boundary of Milton and Canton, to the southwest of Boston. (See also the Narragansett name Massachusêuck;Ojibwe misajiwensed, "of the little big hill".) Alternatively, Massachusett has been represented as Moswetuset, from the name of the Moswetuset Hummock (meaning "hill shaped like an arrowhead") in Quincy where Plymouth Colony commander Myles Standish and Squanto, a Native American, met Chief Chickatawbut in 1621.