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[racechick]

Ive got LOADS! Here's my list-in no particular order of badness.
1) Cars that slow to 5mph over speed humps (generally old people)
2) Cars that never indicate-I OWN THE ROAD!!(generally BMW's)
3) Cars, that on seeing everyone is filtering into one lane for road works or other hazzard, continue in the lane that is closing and try to cut in at the last minute. (generally BMW's)
4)Cars that stay in the middle lane on the motorway when the inside lane is empty (generally middle aged couples, old people or people from non white ethnic groups)
5) Sunday drivers rarely getting above 20mph for any part of the journey(generally old ladies with curly hair or old men wearing caps)
6) Caravans or camper vans that dont go over 40mph on a 60 or 70mph stretch developing hugh trains of cars behind them but will not pull over.
7) Cars following caravans or camper vans who will not overtake but resent anyone else doing so and flash their lights furiously or suddenly close right up on the car in front.
Cars that on being beaten away at a traffic light drive right on your tail revving their engine very loudly (generally cars with very loud music causing the car to vibrate and 1 or more youths with a bit of hair on the upper lip, an earing and a baseball cap)
9) Lorries that try to overtake other lorries that are going at the same speed as themselves and consequently block two lanes of the motorway for about 5 miles.
10) Anyone in a really cool sports car (Cos Im a jealouse biatch!!)

Any others? Im sure Ive missed some!

[EwanM]

Number nine is the worst.

One of the worst problems on our road is the lack of people using indicators!

[racechick]

Number nine is the worst.

One of the worst problems on our road is the lack of people using indicators!

Well thats a contradiction because indicators is number 2

[EwanM]

Number nine is the worst.

One of the worst problems on our road is the lack of people using indicators!

Well thats a contradiction because indicators is number 2

Well let me say that I agree with them all.

[7UpJordan]

Driving down the M1 at 6am in the morning when you have lots of slow lorries and lots of people driving like idiots at 100mph, particularly when you're trying to overtake two lorries that are overtaking each other, and then some idiot comes charging up your backside not prepared to slow down. They probably do it thinking that there's bound to be no cops around to nick them.

And then on the M1 you have the horrible 20 mile long roadworks around junction 28 which are enforced by 50mph average speed cameras ALL THE WAY DOWN, and you still get numpties charging through at unsafe speeds as if they think the law doesn't apply to them, and they don't bother overtaking you.

It's times like those which tempt me to attach weapons to my car.

[racechick]

Number nine is the worst.

One of the worst problems on our road is the lack of people using indicators!

Well thats a contradiction because indicators is number 2

Well let me say that I agree with them all.

[Stealthgate007]

People in the left lane (fast lane) slower than you driving for 5 minutes. Once you pass them on the right, they move out of the left lane.

[racechick]

Driving down the M1 at 6am in the morning when you have lots of slow lorries and lots of people driving like idiots at 100mph, particularly when you're trying to overtake two lorries that are overtaking each other, and then some idiot comes charging up your backside not prepared to slow down. They probably do it thinking that there's bound to be no cops around to nick them.

And then on the M1 you have the horrible 20 mile long roadworks around junction 28 which are enforced by 50mph average speed cameras ALL THE WAY DOWN, and you still get numpties charging through at unsafe speeds as if they think the law doesn't apply to them, and they don't bother overtaking you.

It's times like those which tempt me to attach weapons to my car.

I bet the 100mph one just as you're doing the lorries is a BMW!

[racechick]

People in the left lane (fast lane) slower than you driving for 5 minutes. Once you pass them on the right, they move out of the left lane.

But the left lane's the slow lane.

[7UpJordan]

Driving down the M1 at 6am in the morning when you have lots of slow lorries and lots of people driving like idiots at 100mph, particularly when you're trying to overtake two lorries that are overtaking each other, and then some idiot comes charging up your backside not prepared to slow down. They probably do it thinking that there's bound to be no cops around to nick them.

And then on the M1 you have the horrible 20 mile long roadworks around junction 28 which are enforced by 50mph average speed cameras ALL THE WAY DOWN, and you still get numpties charging through at unsafe speeds as if they think the law doesn't apply to them, and they don't bother overtaking you.

It's times like those which tempt me to attach weapons to my car.

I bet the 100mph one just as you're doing the lorries is a BMW!

Usually it's an Audi, most of the "cocks" I see on the road are usually in one of these, and apart from the original 4WD Quattro I'm not a big fan of Audis either.

[racechick]

Driving down the M1 at 6am in the morning when you have lots of slow lorries and lots of people driving like idiots at 100mph, particularly when you're trying to overtake two lorries that are overtaking each other, and then some idiot comes charging up your backside not prepared to slow down. They probably do it thinking that there's bound to be no cops around to nick them.

And then on the M1 you have the horrible 20 mile long roadworks around junction 28 which are enforced by 50mph average speed cameras ALL THE WAY DOWN, and you still get numpties charging through at unsafe speeds as if they think the law doesn't apply to them, and they don't bother overtaking you.

It's times like those which tempt me to attach weapons to my car.

I bet the 100mph one just as you're doing the lorries is a BMW!

Usually it's an Audi, most of the "cocks" I see on the road are usually in one of these, and apart from the original 4WD Quattro I'm not a big fan of Audis either.

You just watch out for the BMW's! Its amazing once you start looking! AS regards the "weapons". Id like a switch on my car that stuck out a sign-like the old fashioned indicators, and on the sign it said--'small pen!s?'

[7UpJordan]

Driving down the M1 at 6am in the morning when you have lots of slow lorries and lots of people driving like idiots at 100mph, particularly when you're trying to overtake two lorries that are overtaking each other, and then some idiot comes charging up your backside not prepared to slow down. They probably do it thinking that there's bound to be no cops around to nick them.

And then on the M1 you have the horrible 20 mile long roadworks around junction 28 which are enforced by 50mph average speed cameras ALL THE WAY DOWN, and you still get numpties charging through at unsafe speeds as if they think the law doesn't apply to them, and they don't bother overtaking you.

It's times like those which tempt me to attach weapons to my car.

I bet the 100mph one just as you're doing the lorries is a BMW!

Usually it's an Audi, most of the "cocks" I see on the road are usually in one of these, and apart from the original 4WD Quattro I'm not a big fan of Audis either.

You just watch out for the BMW's! Its amazing once you start looking! AS regards the "weapons". Id like a switch on my car that stuck out a sign-like the old fashioned indicators, and on the sign it said--'small pen!s?'

As for the weapons I'd use, Green and Red shells, banana peels... oh wait this isn't Mario Kart...

[Rivelution]

You forgot:
1)the retards who slam on their brakes on a yellow light.

2)People who brake test you for closing in too fast on them, even though you're not tailgating them.

3)people who wait for like a mile gap in between cars when making a left turn across traffic (right turn for you brits, and aussies)


Edit: oh and I forgot the people who haul arse on the highway (motorway, or whatever you call it), and go reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally slow in the turns.

[texasmr2]

You forgot:
1)the retards who slam on their brakes on a yellow light.

I dont know it's a double edged sword as I have see to many wreck's involving people trying to beat the yellow light.

2)People who brake test you for closing in too fast on them, even though you're not tailgating them.

I'll 'brake check' if I cannot see the cars headlights and motion to them to back off.

3)people who wait for like a mile gap in between cars when making a left turn across traffic (right turn for you brits, and aussies)

Better to be cautious than to make a poor judgement right?

Edit: Oh and I forgot the people who haul arse on the highway (motorway, or whatever you call it), and go reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally slow in the turns.

If they wanna drive like they are a racer why cant they learn how to make a smooth apex while carrying some sort of reasonable speed!!

[Rivelution]

You forgot:
1)the retards who slam on their brakes on a yellow light.

I dont know it's a double edged sword as I have see to many wreck's involving people trying to beat the yellow light.

No I'm not talking about beating the yellow light, I'm saying its annoying when people stop right when the yellow light comes up... especially when they're going really slow.

3)people who wait for like a mile gap in between cars when making a left turn across traffic (right turn for you brits, and aussies)

Better to be cautious than to make a poor judgement right?

I'm talking about even when there is a safe enough gap, they still wait even though they had a large enough gap to crawl across the highway.