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By Gert
#127055
We are a group of international recognised comapnies looking for a general administrator for our soon to be launched worldwide sports series.

If you can avoid:-

- Getting your picture taken by the News Of The World whilst smacking your bhes up;

- Creeping-out visiting female dignatories or making their skin crawl;

- Tampering with the regs in an attempt to settle petty personal battles with the competitors;

- Giving away the promotion rights to the sport for 100 years in exchange for some magic beans;

- Issuing press releases guarenteed to make you & your employers look like half-wits -

- then you could be the person for us.

Applications to:-

ACEA
Avenue des Nerviens 85
B-1040 BRUSSELS

Or by email to:-

[email protected]
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By racechick
#127059
I can do that job!! :):)
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By darwin dali
#127062
If you can avoid:-

- Getting your picture taken by the News Of The World whilst smacking your bhes up;


I can do that job!! :):)



I'm confident you're capable of avoiding getting your picture taken while being spanked, however, I didn't know you're into smacking up and sh!t in the first place! :yikes::whip::twisted:
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By racechick
#127064
If you can avoid:-

- Getting your picture taken by the News Of The World whilst smacking your bhes up;


I can do that job!! :):)



I'm confident you're capable of avoiding getting your picture taken while being spanked, however, I didn't know you're into smacking up and sh!t in the first place! :yikes::whip::twisted:


I multi task :D
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By Gert
#127067
As long as walking down the road choosing a pub & admiring the girl in front's bum = mulitasking I can do that.

I can also indicate, cheack the road is clear, change gear & shout at my offspring at the same time.
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By racechick
#127071
As long as walking down the road choosing a pub & admiring the girl in front's bum = mulitasking I can do that.

I can also indicate, cheack the road is clear, change gear & shout at my offspring at the same time.



Nah thats not multi tasking! I give the girl in fronts bum a miss :thumbup:
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By Gert
#127175
The ACEA have just rang me & said that they don't want anymore applications from people claiming to be Robert Mugabe. Or Kim Il-Jong II.
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By Jamie
#127180
We are a group of international recognised comapnies looking for a general administrator for our soon to be launched worldwide sports series.

If you can avoid:-

- Getting your picture taken by the News Of The World whilst smacking your bhes up;

- Creeping-out visiting female dignatories or making their skin crawl;

- Tampering with the regs in an attempt to settle petty personal battles with the competitors;

- Giving away the promotion rights to the sport for 100 years in exchange for some magic beans;

- Issuing press releases guarenteed to make you & your employers look like half-wits -

- then you could be the person for us.

Applications to:-

ACEA
Avenue des Nerviens 85
B-1040 BRUSSELS

Or by email to:-

[email protected]


man you best pay bloody good ;)
I'd get caught chilling with Lorenzo in Salou :cloud9:
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By headless
#127209
I can do that job!! :):)

I'd fail on afew of them :whip:
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