- 31 Jul 08, 14:45#58278
i loved this and thought id share it 
Proof of what can happen if a wife or
girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping.
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head
Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued
custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in
Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us,
unless
your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few
months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and
randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in
an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what
happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing
department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring
sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she
could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just
leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;
used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen
knives in the House wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressants were.
10.. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised
the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's
those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no
toilet paper in here.'
i loved this and thought id share it Proof of what can happen if a wife or
girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping.
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head
Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued
custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in
Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us,
unless
your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few
months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and
randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in
an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what
happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing
department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring
sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she
could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just
leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;
used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen
knives in the House wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressants were.
10.. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised
the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's
those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no
toilet paper in here.'
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WANTED - Rich man
WANTED - Rich man
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