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By darwin dali
#38057
F1Live:
In a surprise announcement made at midnight on this date, veteran driver David Coulthard has informed the media that he intends to take over Red Bull’s half-share in the Toro Rosso team.

The famous Scot’s decision follows the recent revelation from Red Bull boss Dietrich Mateschitz, who no longer wishes his company to have a stake in the Toro Rosso outfit by the start of the 2010 season.

“When Didi said that, the idea of becoming a team owner popped into my mind,” said Coulthard. “It all seemed so suddenly logical.”

“I love racing but I’m not getting any younger you know, as you’ve repeated often enough,” he added, staring down a few gathered journalists as he spoke.

The team will be renamed Coulthard Power Racing – CPR.

“Initially I wanted it to be named the CSR team, but the word ‘Super’ was already taken,” admitted Coulthard, whose Superman cape worn on the 2006 Monaco podium is still draped over the shoulders of a wooden sculpture, representing a large life-size naked woman, standing next to the entrance of his appartment.

It also appears that the team’s current engine supply contract with Ferrari will be terminated in favour of Mercedes. The new deal should begin with the 2010 season.


“I no longer work with McLaren-Mercedes of course, but I was there long enough to still have rights to the employee discount,” Coulthard stated. “We’ll save millions!”

Gerhard Berger’s wishes of remaining on board as Team Principal will be respected, since Coulthard’s role as a Grand Prix driver will be maintained when he transfers teams.

“As I’ve said many times before, I still have all the energy required to race,” he repeated once more. “I’ll be one of the bosses at CPR anyway, I can pretty much take any position I want.”

“And it’s not like anyone is going to prevent me from doing so if ever I’m no longer up to par,” he declared with a hearty guffaw.

Standing at his side up until that moment, Gerhard Berger smiled, shrugged, took another bite out of his tuna sandwich and walked away.



CPR - good name :lol:
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By darwin dali
#38065
I thought it was only April Fools day until 12:00 hrs??

Guess you thought wrong :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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By McLaren Fan
#38070
I'm not sure which is more funny: CPR or:
Standing at his side up until that moment, Gerhard Berger smiled, shrugged, took another bite out of his tuna sandwich and walked away.

:lol:
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By Jensonb
#38083
That's a good one.

I never liked that 12PM limit on pranks myself.
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By McLaren Fan
#38092
That's a good one.

It is. It's credible enough, given Coulthard's age and general smart-arse nature. :lol:
By Mikep99
#38093
Do you think I am sexy :lol:

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By McLaren Fan
#38095
Do you think I am sexy :lol:

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:o:lol:
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By darwin dali
#38097
That's a good one.

I never liked that 12PM limit on pranks myself.


Plus, we're a worldwide Forum with all kinds of time zones - don't be so bloody anglo-centric! :lol:
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By cjharland
#38100
That's a good one.

I never liked that 12PM limit on pranks myself.


Plus, we're a worldwide Forum with all kinds of time zones - don't be so bloody anglo-centric! :lol:


Sorry, I'm new around here!!
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By cjharland
#38102
That's a good one.

It is. It's credible enough, given Coulthard's age and general smart-arse nature. :lol:


Sorry to post twice in a row...

I agree that the concept is credible, but the quotes just weren't proper enough to be DC. They do call him the gentleman of F1 afterall, it'd be very strange of him to talk that candidly about his future or of F1.
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By racechick
#38107
Do you think I am sexy :lol:

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Looks like he's got bird sh!t on his head. Maybe he's checking to see if any went down the front,

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