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[Jabberwocky]

On the same day I found out that I have a dead Nigerian relative who has left me 5 million pounds, I also get offered a too good to be true job:-

Hello Mr Jabberwocky,

Due to successful cooperation with totaljobs.com we managed to find your resume for the position we are filling. we imagine that you are a good fit for a Financial Forwarding Coordinator position in our company

Our organization, registered and based in the United Kingdom (but widely recognized outside the country), is a provider of the best outsourcing services and the best solutions in the following directions: accounting, IT and legal. We provide our services to various onshore and offshore companies that are in need of quality products.

The opening we have is a part-time position with a flexible schedule. Our job requirements include only Internet access and e-mail availability. We look for responsible people that understand the importance of acting promptly and timely each and every day to insure that all transactions are completed professionally and correctly.

Completing tasks in timely manner is of the most importance to us and our clients. Salary depends on your efficiency! The basic salary for this position starts at 1500.00 pounds per month plus an 8% commission for every task that you complete.

Our company undertakes with all fees connected with employment.

If you are interested, contact me with your updated information at [email protected] for more details. Our human resource managers will contact you within 2 business days..

This letter confirms that your resume has been pulled from the many of thousand that are posted on the internet and your skills meet our basic requirements for the vacancy

Thanks,
Mr Fleming

Oh and before Geet gets any ideas

[LRW]

And there was me just about to apply.....

[What's Burning?]

Times are tough when all it takes to entice someone into a trap is 1500 a month.

[LRW]

Times are tough when all it takes to entice someone into a trap is 1500 a month.

That's very true.

[Jabberwocky]

and 8% commission

[geetface9]

On the same day I found out that I have a dead Nigerian relative who has left me 5 million pounds, I also get offered a too good to be true job:-

Hello Mr Jabberwocky,

Due to successful cooperation with totaljobs.com we managed to find your resume for the position we are filling. we imagine that you are a good fit for a Financial Forwarding Coordinator position in our company

Our organization, registered and based in the United Kingdom (but widely recognized outside the country), is a provider of the best outsourcing services and the best solutions in the following directions: accounting, IT and legal. We provide our services to various onshore and offshore companies that are in need of quality products.

The opening we have is a part-time position with a flexible schedule. Our job requirements include only Internet access and e-mail availability. We look for responsible people that understand the importance of acting promptly and timely each and every day to insure that all transactions are completed professionally and correctly.

Completing tasks in timely manner is of the most importance to us and our clients. Salary depends on your efficiency! The basic salary for this position starts at 1500.00 pounds per month plus an 8% commission for every task that you complete.

Our company undertakes with all fees connected with employment.

If you are interested, contact me with your updated information at [email protected] for more details. Our human resource managers will contact you within 2 business days..

This letter confirms that your resume has been pulled from the many of thousand that are posted on the internet and your skills meet our basic requirements for the vacancy

Thanks,
Mr Fleming

Oh and before Geet gets any ideas

Well played, sir!!

[stonemonkey]

With your £5M inheritance you should be able to take some time out from work. With your luck going this well, next thing you'll be winning the Spanish lottery without ever playing.

[Jabberwocky]

With your £5M inheritance you should be able to take some time out from work. With your luck going this well, next thing you'll be winning the Spanish lottery without ever playing.

Wow have you read my emails today

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[stonemonkey]

Are you scambaiting?

[Jabberwocky]

I have done it before. 419eaters is a good place to start if that is your bag

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[stonemonkey]

I knew some people who did but not my bag, just looks like you're attracting them.

I've read some stuff on 419eater, one that's stuck in mind is the guy trying to scam people from a disabled dating website, he was chased halfway across Africa by imaginary FBI and a gang of ninjas after being implicated in a massacre at a non existant safari camp, then gave up running to return home by sitting on top of a sugar truck crossing the desert.

[Jabberwocky]

The one where he got the scammer to take pictures of him doing a made up religious rituals to stop the women in his village getting pregnant by an evil force.

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[sagi58]

This guy needs hazard pay!!

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[sagi58]

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[sagi58]

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