- 05 Jan 14, 15:04#386131
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Boots target Vaginas for Christmas.
Boots have bravely launched a new line in intimate care products for the vagina. “We spotted a crack in the market and decided to fill it,” said spokesperson Wendy Paige, when interviewed just before Christmas . “No woman should suffer in silence because of her vagina, we want it all out in the open”.
Three vaginal problem areas have been identified and targeted. For the itchy vagina, there is ‘Itch Bitch’; for the smelly vagina,there is ‘Smell Well’; and for the sweaty vagina, the simply named, ‘No sweat!’
Boots are running an aggressive TV campaign which they timed to coincide with the start of the Christmas shopping period. Gift sets including the ‘Sweet Meat’ economy range, and the luxury ‘Designer Vagina’ collection have been available in stores since late November.
“Our Christmas campaign is aimed particularly at the male shopper whose lady, ‘already has everything’. The gift sets are flying off the shelves.” Enthused Ms Paige. “There will be a lot very happy ladies on Christmas morning!”
Boots target Vaginas for Christmas.
Boots have bravely launched a new line in intimate care products for the vagina. “We spotted a crack in the market and decided to fill it,” said spokesperson Wendy Paige, when interviewed just before Christmas . “No woman should suffer in silence because of her vagina, we want it all out in the open”.
Three vaginal problem areas have been identified and targeted. For the itchy vagina, there is ‘Itch Bitch’; for the smelly vagina,there is ‘Smell Well’; and for the sweaty vagina, the simply named, ‘No sweat!’
Boots are running an aggressive TV campaign which they timed to coincide with the start of the Christmas shopping period. Gift sets including the ‘Sweet Meat’ economy range, and the luxury ‘Designer Vagina’ collection have been available in stores since late November.
“Our Christmas campaign is aimed particularly at the male shopper whose lady, ‘already has everything’. The gift sets are flying off the shelves.” Enthused Ms Paige. “There will be a lot very happy ladies on Christmas morning!”
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Abe Lincoln
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Abe Lincoln
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abe Lincoln
Ingenious!! 
