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[Jabberwocky]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I request that you make a ruling. On the 25th day of November in the year of our lord 2012 AD. SWMBO did knowingly and willingly tell myself even thought she had received several warning not to say a thing. Told myself the results of the FORMULA 1 GRANDE PRÊMIO PETROBRAS DO BRASIL 2012 results and also that Vettel had won the 2012 World Championship. Tonight an opportunity has presented itself. She is not watching the grand final of "Strictly prance around a dance floor" live. Should I therefor find out who has won and tell her or not?

[vlad]

As a Vettel fan I say DO TELL!

[andrew]

Irrespective of her telling you the result, I'd tell her just to get that rubbish off the TV.

[darwin dali]

I'd have given her a healthy spanking back then

[Jabberwocky]

I went mad at the time

[racechick]

Anyone telling me the result of a GP when I'd asked them not to would be dead!

[andrew]

I'd have started divorce proceedings as soon as she dropped the clanger.

[racechick]

Ps. Lewis should win. WOW WOW WOW!!! That show dance was something else!!

[darwin dali]

Anyone telling me the result of a GP when I'd asked them not to would be dead!

A bit harsh

[Jabberwocky]

the down side is that because Merlin was on she has caught up and is now watching it live.

[darwin dali]

the down side is that because Merlin was on she has caught up and is now watching it live.

Ah, c'mon, pull out your whip - we all know you wanna do it!

[andrew]

Ps. Lewis should win. WOW WOW WOW!!! That show dance was something else!!

[What's Burning?]

SWMBO is not like a dog. There's a higher reasoning capacity. You are in control now, so what do you do with that power? With great power, comes great responsibility. The choices are tell her and go the pay back is a bitch route. Or you could simply tell her that although you know the results you won't tell her because you wouldn't want to ruin her experience. One will call it even, the other means you've got a nice long and loving BJ coming your way for no apparent reason.

[darwin dali]

SWMBO is not like a dog. There's a higher reasoning capacity. You are in control now, so what do you do with that power? With great power, comes great responsibility. The choices are tell her and go the pay back is a bitch route. Or you could simply tell her that although you know the results you won't tell her because you wouldn't want to ruin her experience. One will call it even, the other means you've got a nice long and loving BJ coming your way for no apparent reason.

But if it's not a BJ, it could Costco you a lot and you end up in Sam's Club

[What's Burning?]

SWMBO is not like a dog. There's a higher reasoning capacity. You are in control now, so what do you do with that power? With great power, comes great responsibility. The choices are tell her and go the pay back is a bitch route. Or you could simply tell her that although you know the results you won't tell her because you wouldn't want to ruin her experience. One will call it even, the other means you've got a nice long and loving BJ coming your way for no apparent reason.

But if it's not a BJ, it could Costco you a lot and you end up in Sam's Club

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