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ABSTRACT

Introduction. To our knowledge, here we report the first case of nonischemic priapism following penile tattooing.

Aim. To report the first case of nonischemic priapism following penile tattooing.

Methods. A case with tattooing-induced priapism is presented including subjective reporting, physical examination, and laboratory/radiologic evaluations.

Results. A 21-year-old man, presented with partially rigid duck of 3-month duration. On examination, the duck was half rigid, with a tattoo on its dorsal surface, and a smaller tattoo on the glans (Figure 1). The patient initially stated that the tattoo had been created years ago, but later admitted that he had it created just before the occurrence of priapism. A traditional tattooist created the tattoo manually, using a handheld needle. Bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days complicated the tattooing.


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So in honor of which;

A young groom truly in love with his bride decided to have her name tattooed on his pen!s as an affirmation of his commitment. Her name was Wendy. The tattoo was done while the pen!s was erect so when it was flaccid, all you could see of it was the letters WY.

Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica. While in a bathroom there, the young man noticed a Jamaican man standing next to him in using the adjacent urinal. What was very interesting to our young newlywed, was that this Jamaican also had a WY on his duck!

The young man worked up enough courage to ask.... and finally said, I notice you've also got the letters WY tattooed on your pen!s "is your girl named Wendy too?"

The Jamaican man replied in a thick Jamaican accent... "Nooo Maaan, my tatu say... Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day.
#287983
:rofl::rofl: .
One question. How did the duck get to be erect throught the tatooing process?
#288001
:rofl: :rofl: .
One question. How did the duck get to be erect throught the tatooing process?


One possible explanation is a disclaimer from a Levitra commercial.

Erections lasting longer than four hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention.

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