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[SennaVille]

I've had many. So very, very many. I like to torture myself at night thinking of them all and cringing before I sleep. Why I do this, I do not know. But today I have added another image to add to the montage that I torture myself to sleep with.

I was performing an elaborate puppet show for my kids, when a parent walked in. I immediately stopped being silly, fully expecting the parent to leave with his kid. He didn't. He plopped himself down next to the kids and told me to carry on with the show. I had to use puppets with funny voices in front of this parent for a full five minutes. When I finished he clapped enthusiastically, I wanted to kill him (and die).

Just another cringe moment to add to my entourage! Thanks!

[Jabberwocky]

I don't think that that is that cringy. I think it is just a case of you felt bad about it.

[What's Burning?]

A few years ago, I went through a weird spell of medical ailments. I was diagnosed with something called Iritis which is not very common autoimmune issue in the iris of the eyes. 50 some odd blood tests later they still didn't have an explanation as t why I was having it. The treatment is simple, steroid eye drops. My doctor even had my case forwarded to the NIH the National Institute of Health in DC for review by a team of Doctors there, no one could figure out why, to this day. During this same time frame however, I also in the middle of the night experienced a severe charlie horse on my right calf. The muscle contracted severely and a lump the size of a golf ball developed and then seemingly popped. It was a blood vessel in my calf that had ruptured.
This was not only extremely painful but pretty much hobbled me for a couple of weeks. One evening the pain was so severe that my wife talked me into going to the hospital to get it checked out.
What she'd also convinced me of was that I should tell the doctors at the hospital that she thought from researching on the internet that there was some obscure disease that can be gotten in the Arabian peninsula, that included both the ruptured blood vessel in the leg, the eye inflammation and... ready for this? A red blotches in the duck, well I had approximately a dozen different doctors come and take a look at my d!ck that evening, only to tell me that my wife should lay off the internet diagnosis of medical conditions.

That's cringeworthy SennaVille.

[darwin dali]

A few years ago, I went through a weird spell of medical ailments. I was diagnosed with something called Iritis which is not very common autoimmune issue in the iris of the eyes. 50 some odd blood tests later they still didn't have an explanation as t why I was having it. The treatment is simple, steroid eye drops. My doctor even had my case forwarded to the NIH the National Institute of Health in DC for review by a team of Doctors there, no one could figure out why, to this day. During this same time frame however, I also in the middle of the night experienced a severe charlie horse on my right calf. The muscle contracted severely and a lump the size of a golf ball developed and then seemingly popped. It was a blood vessel in my calf that had ruptured.
This was not only extremely painful but pretty much hobbled me for a couple of weeks. One evening the pain was so severe that my wife talked me into going to the hospital to get it checked out.
What she'd also convinced me of was that I should tell the doctors at the hospital that she thought from researching on the internet that there was some obscure disease that can be gotten in the Arabian peninsula, that included both the ruptured blood vessel in the leg, the eye inflammation and... ready for this? A red blotches in the duck, well I had approximately a dozen different doctors come and take a look at my d!ck that evening, only to tell me that my wife should lay off the internet diagnosis of medical conditions.

That's cringeworthy SennaVille.

How are the red blotches?

[bud]

did they use magnifying glasses?

[darwin dali]

did they use magnifying glasses?

A bit harsh

[racechick]

Loads!

Reversing into cars of people i know; Twice on my drive-at quite a pace, Im always in a rush; and once more to a stranger. Im fine going forward.

Lots similar to Sennavilles. Im always dressing up in wierd things with the kids, but I forget Ive still got the stuff on and go out at lunch time. Most recent one. It was 'pants on the outside' day. We were studying superheroes. So I went out with a nice little silver thong over my shorts.

[andrew]

A red blotches in the duck, well I had approximately a dozen different doctors come and take a look at my d!ck that evening, only to tell me that my wife should lay off the internet diagnosis of medical conditions.

Actually what happened was a heap of doctors were in the canteen and were still hungry after their snack so when they heard there was a spotted sausage.....

I hope this wasn't the inspiration for your user name?

I'm sorry, I'm a terrible person, I shouldn't joke about unusual medical ailments, I've had a few myself. Hope you're all sorted now.

[What's Burning?]

A few years ago, I went through a weird spell of medical ailments. I was diagnosed with something called Iritis which is not very common autoimmune issue in the iris of the eyes. 50 some odd blood tests later they still didn't have an explanation as t why I was having it. The treatment is simple, steroid eye drops. My doctor even had my case forwarded to the NIH the National Institute of Health in DC for review by a team of Doctors there, no one could figure out why, to this day. During this same time frame however, I also in the middle of the night experienced a severe charlie horse on my right calf. The muscle contracted severely and a lump the size of a golf ball developed and then seemingly popped. It was a blood vessel in my calf that had ruptured.
This was not only extremely painful but pretty much hobbled me for a couple of weeks. One evening the pain was so severe that my wife talked me into going to the hospital to get it checked out.
What she'd also convinced me of was that I should tell the doctors at the hospital that she thought from researching on the internet that there was some obscure disease that can be gotten in the Arabian peninsula, that included both the ruptured blood vessel in the leg, the eye inflammation and... ready for this? A red blotches in the duck, well I had approximately a dozen different doctors come and take a look at my d!ck that evening, only to tell me that my wife should lay off the internet diagnosis of medical conditions.

That's cringeworthy SennaVille.

How are the red blotches?

PM me your email address... high resolution pic available. Bud, I've already got your email address, just say the word.

[darwin dali]

Loads!

Reversing into cars of people i know; Twice on my drive-at quite a pace, Im always in a rush; and once more to a stranger. Im fine going forward.

Lots similar to Sennavilles. Im always dressing up in wierd things with the kids, but I forget Ive still got the stuff on and go out at lunch time. Most recent one. It was 'pants on the outside' day. We were studying superheroes. So I went out with a nice little silver thong over my shorts.

[racechick]

What you want to see me smashing cars up on my drive?

[What's Burning?]

What you want to see me smashing cars up on my drive?

You give "backing that thing up" new meaning.

[darwin dali]

What you want to see me smashing cars up on my drive?

Sure, and in your silver thong for good measure

[andrew]

How big is the drive for you to get enough speed up to cause anything more than a scratch? You driving a monster truck?

[McLaren]

How big is the drive for you to get enough speed up to cause anything more than a scratch? You driving a monster truck?

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