Jabberwocky wrote:andrew wrote:I can think of 3 conclusions regarding the 2nd picture.
Oh wait, just thought of a 4th. 
tell me what your 4 are and I will tell you if they match my 4
As a fellow unspectacularly average looking bloke it's clear this chap in punching above his weight and I would expect much the same conclusions I it were me on the lady's waist so bravo to him.

Which leads me to the following conclusions:
1. He has a huge bank balance
2. It's like a baby's hand holding an apple
3. He has just grabbed the poor lass from a bunch of folk and all she knows is that she is getting her photo taken with some random suck to her waist
4. She is a legitimate friend and I am being massively offensive. Many apologies if I am.
I take it you arrived at similar conclusions?