Ive walked 7 miles to get home once... We (me Matt & Andy) thought it was a good idea at the time to spend our taxi money on extra drinks....
well we spent / invested the last pound coin to buy / borrow an ASDA shopping trolly to make the journey down the A14 more easier! we put all our train tickets we had in our wallets into the front bit of the trolly and set them on fire to make a light. but it didnt work so we used those lights you find on traffic cones instead...
So anyway we got about half way which is just past a BP garrage (a welcome food stop off) when we were starting to sober up 
from then onwards we regretted the idea of walking home. Also an ASDA pick-up truck 
with flashii lights came and stole our trolly
It was 7:00 in the morning when I got home. But thats the funniest drunk walking home story I have
i have worse, in sheffield, one night 3 of us thought it would be funny to visit the peaks after clubbing, not a good idea
we asked the taxi driver to 'take us to the peaks' he must of thought wtf! well alot of money each later we were in the picth black dropped off by the side of this hill, big hill, we walked up, tripping over things, get all scratched up, we got so far and had to stop, it was october and so cooollld
we stayed up there till morning, [no wway to get back] so at dawn, cause we couldnt sleep, we made our way back to the road, and walked for sheffield, knocked on a womans door, the only house around, and asked which way to go, she said there was a bus at 10 [i think] ! we walked to the stop and waited only causght the bus by about 10 minutes, it was the only one, just had enough money between us, got into sheffield and home an hour later,
was greeted with, where the f*** u been
never again, i was cold, sore, cut, but its one too remember, WHY? god knows lol
or I just dont eat and feel majorly sick, but atleast I dont bring any food up 
