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So what happened after you opened the door?
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So what happened after you opened the door?
The second brown trout decided it's time to descend through the birthing canal in a rather explosive manner...
Tonight I think I might of topped off another cringe moment.
SWMBO is in work and I am home alone (well the little one is in bed) anyway, she has forgotten her keys so she sent me a text so that I have to wait up until she gets home, She is a alcohol beverage logistics technician*, So as it got to about closing time and sometimes she finishes early depending on how busy she is, she should be home at any time.
So my body decides that it needs a bowel movement, so I sit upon my throne and give birth to a rather splendid brown trout (can provide a pic if needed) and as I can feel another one in the birthing canal I set to work. At this point there is a soft knocking on the door. decision moment, do I wipe sort myself out before going to the door or do I cover up and scamper to the door let her in and then return to the job at hand. So I decided to go for the latter option (as we live in a flat it is only about 6 meters to the front door from the toilet.) So I stand up, pull my undergarments up, and waddle to the door like a penguin with my trousers around my ankles. Throws the door open to find nexts doors girlfriend at the door
oh the shame.
*serving wench
Tonight I think I might of topped off another cringe moment.
SWMBO is in work and I am home alone (well the little one is in bed) anyway, she has forgotten her keys so she sent me a text so that I have to wait up until she gets home, She is a alcohol beverage logistics technician*, So as it got to about closing time and sometimes she finishes early depending on how busy she is, she should be home at any time.
So my body decides that it needs a bowel movement, so I sit upon my throne and give birth to a rather splendid brown trout (can provide a pic if needed) and as I can feel another one in the birthing canal I set to work. At this point there is a soft knocking on the door. decision moment, do I wipe sort myself out before going to the door or do I cover up and scamper to the door let her in and then return to the job at hand. So I decided to go for the latter option (as we live in a flat it is only about 6 meters to the front door from the toilet.) So I stand up, pull my undergarments up, and waddle to the door like a penguin with my trousers around my ankles. Throws the door open to find nexts doors girlfriend at the door
oh the shame.
*serving wench
Tonight I think I might of topped off another cringe moment.
SWMBO is in work and I am home alone (well the little one is in bed) anyway, she has forgotten her keys so she sent me a text so that I have to wait up until she gets home, She is a alcohol beverage logistics technician*, So as it got to about closing time and sometimes she finishes early depending on how busy she is, she should be home at any time.
So my body decides that it needs a bowel movement, so I sit upon my throne and give birth to a rather splendid brown trout (can provide a pic if needed) and as I can feel another one in the birthing canal I set to work. At this point there is a soft knocking on the door. decision moment, do I wipe sort myself out before going to the door or do I cover up and scamper to the door let her in and then return to the job at hand. So I decided to go for the latter option (as we live in a flat it is only about 6 meters to the front door from the toilet.) So I stand up, pull my undergarments up, and waddle to the door like a penguin with my trousers around my ankles. Throws the door open to find nexts doors girlfriend at the door
oh the shame.
*serving wench
A few years ago, I went through a weird spell of medical ailments. I was diagnosed with something called Iritis which is not very common autoimmune issue in the iris of the eyes. 50 some odd blood tests later they still didn't have an explanation as t why I was having it. The treatment is simple, steroid eye drops. My doctor even had my case forwarded to the NIH the National Institute of Health in DC for review by a team of Doctors there, no one could figure out why, to this day. During this same time frame however, I also in the middle of the night experienced a severe charlie horse on my right calf. The muscle contracted severely and a lump the size of a golf ball developed and then seemingly popped. It was a blood vessel in my calf that had ruptured.
This was not only extremely painful but pretty much hobbled me for a couple of weeks. One evening the pain was so severe that my wife talked me into going to the hospital to get it checked out.
What she'd also convinced me of was that I should tell the doctors at the hospital that she thought from researching on the internet that there was some obscure disease that can be gotten in the Arabian peninsula, that included both the ruptured blood vessel in the leg, the eye inflammation and... ready for this? A red blotches in the duck, well I had approximately a dozen different doctors come and take a look at my d!ck that evening, only to tell me that my wife should lay off the internet diagnosis of medical conditions.
That's cringeworthy SennaVille.
You mean this thread Jabs...?
You mean this thread Jabs...?
Yes
I would like to point out that I have not seen that neighbour since
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I said this thread should remain buried!:gonnagetit: I said this thread should remain buried!
:gonnagetit: I said this thread should remain buried!
SennaVille was funny, it has been over a year and a half since she last logged on
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