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[Stephen]

Cheer up people, there will be a chat room up and ready for us to discuss the race live on Sunday!

[al4x]

yay

im actually gonna be able to talk to people about the gps this year!

[texasmr2]

The chat room is awesome because we can discuss the race lap by lap!
My only issue is I have to run from room to room because the tv and computer are in different room's, oh well I need the exercise anyway !

[al4x]

arr the joys of the next door having wireless internet and my laptop, screen split between live times and chat room!

[racechick]

The chat room is awesome because we can discuss the race lap by lap!
My only issue is I have to run from room to room because the tv and computer are in different room's, oh well I need the exercise anyway !

Me too, One upstairs and one downstairs Well at least that is one good use for advert breaks! Not been in the chat room. is that different to the forum?

[7UpJordan]

A new one for us all;

A bottle of unknown every time you say "I wish the new season would hurry up and start". It's been the most agonisingly, painfully, slow close seasons ever.

[7UpJordan]

Ok, now that a few races have passed, time for some new actions.

Take a mouthful of beer every time you see the following:

a) The classic BBC Intro "The Chain" plays (new for 2009).

b) Steve Rider and Mark Blundell ask "when are BMW going to take their first win?".

c) Steve Rider and Mark Blundell stand outside Hamilton's garage at least 2 times.

d) The Max Mosley scandal being mentioned.


Take a ladylike sip of wine everytime...

a) Martin Brundle says that "this is his favourite track".

b) Rob Smedley calls Felipe Massa "sunshine".

c) Nico Rosberg gains 2 places at the start, and an additional sip for any extra places gained by the end of the first corner.

d) You get fed up of "Can I play with madness" as ITV goes to ads.


Drain your beer glass if...

a) Pat Symmonds gets his cattle prod out.

b) Martin Brundle talks about his Tyrrell days.

c) Kazuki Nakajima goes the entire season without crashing in a race.

d) James Allen makes references to Ayrton Senna whilst talking about Lewis Hamilton.


Take a shot of vodka every time...

a) Nelson Piquet Jr fails to make Q2.

b) Nelson Piquet Jr makes a mistake costing him places in the race.

c) Somebody says "for sure".

d) David Coulthard talks about his hole-proof underwear.


And take a mug of "unknown" everytime...

a) Sebastian Vettel actually makes it to the finish.

b) Adrian Sutil out-qualifies Giancarlo Fisichella.

c) ITV's ad breaks get shorter.

d) Super Aguri return to the grid.

[Hanwombat]

hmmm i would try it if i wasn't working, but then once the europeans circuits are out of the way

[Red Racer]

Ok, now that a few races have passed, time for some new actions.

Take a mouthful of beer every time you see the following:

a) The classic BBC Intro "The Chain" plays (new for 2009).

b) Steve Rider and Mark Blundell ask "when are BMW going to take their first win?".

c) Steve Rider and Mark Blundell stand outside Hamilton's garage at least 2 times.

d) The Max Mosley scandal being mentioned.


Take a ladylike sip of wine everytime...

a) Martin Brundle says that "this is his favourite track".

b) Rob Smedley calls Felipe Massa "sunshine".

c) Nico Rosberg gains 2 places at the start, and an additional sip for any extra places gained by the end of the first corner.

d) You get fed up of "Can I play with madness" as ITV goes to ads.


Drain your beer glass if...

a) Pat Symmonds gets his cattle prod out.

b) Martin Brundle talks about his Tyrrell days.

c) Kazuki Nakajima goes the entire season without crashing in a race.

d) James Allen makes references to Ayrton Senna whilst talking about Lewis Hamilton.


Take a shot of vodka every time...

a) Nelson Piquet Jr fails to make Q2.

b) Nelson Piquet Jr makes a mistake costing him places in the race.

c) Somebody says "for sure".
d) David Coulthard talks about his hole-proof underwear.


And take a mug of "unknown" everytime...

a) Sebastian Vettel actually makes it to the finish.

b) Adrian Sutil out-qualifies Giancarlo Fisichella.

c) ITV's ad breaks get shorter.

d) Super Aguri return to the grid.

Youre be drunk in no time with that 1.

[stonemonkey]

Take a shot of vodka every time...

c) Somebody says "for sure".

That's a rule for Kimi to follow at the press conference.

[7UpJordan]

I should have done this last week... time for a 2009 update...

Take a mouthful of beer every time you see the following:

a) The classic BBC Intro "The Chain" plays.

b) The hosting trio talk about Jenson Button or Brawn GP before Hamilton.

c) The diffuser issue is brought up.

d) Bernie threatens to ditch a "classic" track and replace it with a crappy Tilke abomination.


Take a ladylike sip of wine everytime...

a) Martin Brundle says something that gets him into trouble with the PC brigade.

b) Somebody uses KERS but still gets overtaken on a straight by a non-KERS car.

c) Robert Kubica complains about his car's handling.

d) You keep expecting BBC to go to adverts after a while and then suddenly realise the wonderful fact that BBC don't go to adverts .


Drain your beer glass if...

a) Williams win again (here's hoping ).

b) Force India score points.

c) The cameras show more of Richard Branson than Anthony Hamilton or Lewis Hamilton's pussycat doll.

d) Somebody manages to make the Super Soft tyres last longer than a few laps.


Take a shot of vodka every time...

a) Nelson Piquet Jr fails to make Q2.

b) Nelson Piquet Jr crashes.

c) Kazuki Nakajima makes it into Q3.

d) The Ferraris decide to use Force India cars as "target practice".


And take a mug of "unknown" everytime...

a) Mark Webber qualifies well, survives a first corner melee and finishes well.

b) Somebody overtakes one of the Brawn cars on pure pace.

c) The Stewards or the FIA dish out a penalty.

d) Nelson Piquet Jr flukes a podium or a race win.

[Denthúl]

d) You keep expecting BBC to go to adverts after a while and then suddenly realise the wonderful fact that BBC don't go to adverts .

Did that all weekend

[Jabberwocky]

Drink a shot everytime DC says "He is a world class driver"

[7UpJordan]

I think it's time for a 2010 update now that the car launches are only a week or so away...

Take a mouthful of beer every time you see the following:

a) At least one car runs out of fuel in the closing laps.

b) A Cosworth powered car wins.

c) Jarno Trulli qualifies well and then causes a train during the race.

d) Michael Schumacher complains of neck pains after a race.


Take a ladylike sip of wine everytime...

a) Martin Brundle says something that gets him into trouble with the PC brigade (retained from last year).

b) Toro Rosso sack one of their drivers by text message when he's outperforming the other.

c) Jonathan Legard says things like "joins the battle..." and "WHAT ABOUT (insert driver's name)?????".

d) Jenson Button beats Lewis Hamilton on merit.


Drain your beer glass if...

a) Bruno Senna gets pole position by over a second at the first attempt.

b) Nico Rosberg makes a gigantic c0ck-up during the race or makes up lame excuses for a poor performance.

c) Anthony Hamilton STILL gets more TV time than some of the backmarker teams.

d) Michael Schumacher wins again!


Take a shot of vodka every time...

a) Ralf Schumacher (unsucessfully) tries to make a comeback.

b) Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso end up having frisky on-track battles.

c) Another political scandal comes along.

d) Adrian Sutil gets involved in a crash.


And take a mug of "unknown" everytime...

a) Michael Schumacher parks at the Rascasse to stop somebody beating his time in Q3.

b) Somebody manages to overtake at one of the rubbish tracks like Valencia/Catalunya/Hungaroring etc.

c) Rob Smedley calls Massa "Felipe-baby".

d) Eddie Jordan says that he "misses KERS".