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[FerrariFan63]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/cele ... 903111634/

[Gert]

PRESS STOLE MY DIGNITY, NOT GANG OF WHORES THRASHING MY BARE ARSE, CLAIMS MOSLEY

MOTORSPORT boss Max Mosley has accused the press of stealing his dignity rather than the gang of whores he paid to thrash his quivering buttocks with a riding crop.

Giving evidence to a committee of MPs, Mosley insisted his family was 'immensely proud' of his regular, German-themed, sado-masochistic orgies right up until the moment it was reported in the News of the World.

The FIA boss said: "I would get undressed in a very dignified manner. Then two of the whores, both reeking of dignity, would drag me to a chair where I would be forced to bend over and present my buttocks with more solemnity than the Queen Mother on Remembrance Sunday.

"I'd then be strapped to the chair with a pair of very dignified leather thongs before the most respectable of the whores started screaming at me in a well- educated German accent.

"Sometimes I would ask one of the whores to put on my Deacon Blue CD so I could sing along while they thrashed all the shame out of me."

Reciting a song from the album, Mosley added: "And I'll sail her up the west coast, through villages and towns. I'll be on my holidays, they'll be doing their rounds.

"They'll ask me how I got her, I'll say 'I saved my money'. They'll say 'isn't she pretty, that whip called dig-ni-ty'.

"Set it up, set it up, set it up, set it up, set it up, set it up. Yeah set it up again, set it up again, set it up again, set it up again.

"Only this time do it much, much harder."

Just in case anybody asks them to remove it.

[McLaren Fan]

[JackBauer]

Got to admit, as much as i disagree with what 'mad max' did, the press do have a knack of blowing things out of proportion.

[Jensonb]

Right, but Max really overplayed the "victim" thing by claiming the newspapers caused his family "embarassment" and "shame". I mean, he should have though about how they'd feel about it before he became a perv.

[7UpJordan]

1 year on and Mosley STILL doesn't seem to get the point...

[FerrariFan63]

In my personal opinion, it says a lot about Max's character that he blames the papers for publicising his whoring, and doesn't seem to think the he personally has done anything wrong.

[racechick]

He never does. He's a hypocrite and a cheat. And dangerous because of the power he weilds. And he owes McLaren 100 grand!! I wonder how much whoring and taking papers to court that bought! Pah!!

[darwin dali]

He never does. He's a hypocrite and a cheat. And dangerous because of the power he weilds. And he owes McLaren 100 grand!! I wonder how much whoring and taking papers to court that bought! Pah!!

Why does he owe McLaren $100 thousand? Did you mean the $100 million fine?

[racechick]

He never does. He's a hypocrite and a cheat. And dangerous because of the power he weilds. And he owes McLaren 100 grand!! I wonder how much whoring and taking papers to court that bought! Pah!!

Why does he owe McLaren $100 thousand? Did you mean the $100 million fine?

Yep thats the chappy

[EwanM]

He doesn't owe anything to Mclaren. He doesn't get paid

[racechick]

He doesn't owe anything to Mclaren. He doesn't get paid

He has so many backhanders lining his pockets you wouldnt believe it!! AND he used FIA (McLaren) money to buy votes in his confidence vote!!That was completely rigged!

[Jensonb]

He doesn't owe anything to Mclaren. He doesn't get paid

He has so many backhanders lining his pockets you wouldnt believe it!! AND he used FIA (McLaren) money to buy votes in his confidence vote!!That was completely rigged!

I doubt highly he needed to use FIA funds to buy votes. He has plenty of money for that as it is, but most of this votes were not won by buying, just through intimidation and bone-idleness on the part of the members.

[racechick]

He doesn't owe anything to Mclaren. He doesn't get paid

He has so many backhanders lining his pockets you wouldnt believe it!! AND he used FIA (McLaren) money to buy votes in his confidence vote!!That was completely rigged!

I doubt highly he needed to use FIA funds to buy votes. He has plenty of money for that as it is, but most of this votes were not won by buying, just through intimidation and bone-idleness on the part of the members.

He bought African votes.

[Jensonb]

He doesn't owe anything to Mclaren. He doesn't get paid

He has so many backhanders lining his pockets you wouldnt believe it!! AND he used FIA (McLaren) money to buy votes in his confidence vote!!That was completely rigged!

I doubt highly he needed to use FIA funds to buy votes. He has plenty of money for that as it is, but most of this votes were not won by buying, just through intimidation and bone-idleness on the part of the members.

He bought African votes.

Right, but I doubt he needed to dip into FIA funds for that. He (nfortunately) didn't have to buy most of the Yes votes, so it won't have cost enough for him to resort to such easily discoverable misappropriation.