We have nothing but time til the start of the season 
Jeez there's something about men in fast cars!!
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Racechick got in and put on her seat belt.... 4 point harness..."OK...", she thought. Alonso reached over and grabbed the two tabs and tugged down to secure her in. He was inadvertently caught up in her strapped bosom and low cut blouse as it fought against tightening of the seat belt, she was breathing hard after running to the car and slightly glistening. Although it was warm, it was apparently nippy.... His hand grazed her breasts ever so slightly.. and he jerked away to focus back on the drive. He grabbed the steering wheel and just sat there... Race chick looked at him.. He looked to the left mirror, then to the right, and then to the center mirror. He appeared to be counting under his breath. He turned around and looked behind him. At that point RC notice the men chasing them running up to the car.... "Uhhh Lewis, I think we need to go.." He kept counting.. They crossed the street and were 30 meters from the car.. 20... 10....
The engine of the Alfa rose to a pitch that made the market stop and take notice as it ecoed through the square. The tires started to spin and create a plume of smoke. Alonso let off the power brake 1.. And instead of going forward they went backwards 2... Racechicks body was trying to go through the windshield, but the 4 point harness kept her snuggly in place.
Out of a thick plume of Bridgestone tire smoke, the sensual rear end of the Alfa emerged. At that point Alonso execute a flawless j-turn 3.. He leveled the car in second gear and made a right up St. Peter's Gate, she heard him say under his voice "don't lift".. 4, the apex was as clean as anyone could get without a single tire chirp. They came to the intersection of Bank Place. Two trucks on either side where entering the intersection. Racechick heart pounded and she could feel the blood coursing through her vains... Alonso didn't lift... He looked deep... beyond... and like splitting an atom, crossed the intersection with no time to spare.. "5!" He pronounced loudly with a double fist pump. "YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"