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[Stealthgate007]

!!Ring!!Ring!!!... Hello? "Where is he!!!" "He left about an hour ago..." "Well he didn't check in and we have been waiting!!! Find him... Now!!!.. click" ...."Sh*t!!!"

Racechick popped into Pret a Manger to get a tortilla wrap. It was busy as it was the first sunny day in quite a long time, and people mainly tourist where out taking advantage of Old Market Square.. Someone said "God I love their brownies.." , Racechick looked from the corner of her eye and saw the back of the person belonging to the voice. She found it a bit odd that on a nice day he had a hoodie on with the hood on top of his head, while indoors.. She looked at the back of him as he ogled the brownie case. She thought to herself "Hmmm.. puma shoes, pepe jeans, (nice bumm) who is that guy?" The thought was only fleeting as Racechick made her way to the register.

As she waited in line, brownie man came up behind her, and as she turn to look at him, he turned away. At this point she didn't like the anonymity of the stranger and thought, is this guy going to rob the place or what? At that instant, a server dropped a plate and it crashed to the ground. A gentleman said excuse me to the server. Momentarily distracted, she refocused her efforts to get a look at the stranger... and as she turned.... he was staring her directly in the face........

[darwin dali]

Oh geez, a story about racechick raping the Michelin man

[Stealthgate007]

Oh geez, a story about racechick raping the Michelin man

Hahahhahaaa. DD I'm penning yours next...

[darwin dali]

Oh geez, a story about racechick raping the Michelin man

Hahahhahaaa. DD I'm penning yours next...

Better be good!
And none of that crude disgusting fetish stuff that seems so popular on this site!
I'm a romantic

[Stealthgate007]

WTF?????? Racechick thought to herself... She was stunned.... Stunned!!!!! in disbelief.. She didn't say a word. The stranger spoke. "May I ask of you a favor please?" Never loosing eye contact, Racechick says "sure". "I am in a hurry so can I pay for your sandwich and my brownies so I can leave?" Racechick said "sure". The Stranger reached in his wallet and pulled out a black ING credit card, and gave it to the cashier. He said "I'd like to know your name please." She said "Just call me RC". She said, "And what's your name?" He said "Lewis..."

"Fernando Alonso has introduced himself to me as Lewis..... you've got to be kidding...", Racechick thought to herself.....

[Stealthgate007]

Oh geez, a story about racechick raping the Michelin man

Hahahhahaaa. DD I'm penning yours next...

Better be good!
And none of that crude disgusting fetish stuff that seems so popular on this site!
I'm a romantic

I need a general location of where you live

Oh for you, I gonna have to read "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty" to get me in the mood.. hahahahaaaa

[darwin dali]

Gotham City

[bud]

Gotham City

Delaware?

[darwin dali]

Gotham City

Delaware?

NY

[Stealthgate007]

He's hidding something or hidding from someone.. Racechick scanned the room. The gentlemen who bumped the server appeared to be looking for someone. "Do you have lunch plans RC?", Fernando asked. "Oh, uhhh no", she replied.."Great!, would you have a picnic lunch with me?" "Well, I gue...." "Great! Great!" Fernando hustled her to the door, slightly hiding behind her. "My Car is over here." , he said. Racechick decided to play along with the cloak and dagger. As they left she saw another figure who was unmistakably looking for him. The blue, yellow, and orange shirt gave him away. She grabbed Fernando and said come here, I want to show you something. She pulled him between two historic buildings in Old Market square. The figure passed by not noticing them. Fernando knew at that point she was helping him, he did not say anything but smiled...

The car was on the other side of the square.. they'd have to make a run for it when they were out in the open......


They both looked at each other..... Alonso said "ready... set.... go!!!!" They sprinted accross High street to Bridlesmith Gate.. and they come upon a large crowd of people.. Alonso screams "Move Please!!, Por Favor!!"

As Racechick slows down, the crowd parts to reveal what Alonso is driving...... and its definitely not a Renault...

[Stealthgate007]

No it was not a Renault, and it was not a Ferrari which would be expected... It was, indeed Red. It was red on arguably the most beautiful car in the world... When she looked at it appeared to be on a black and white back drop. It made the people standing around it look washed out. It was full live TECHNICOLOR RED.......... It was the beautiful Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione

...whats more? .....it was the spyder...

As the crowd started to back away further, Racechick was trying to take it all in. Alonso got in the car and started it. The sound was like taking the first bit of Maine Lobster dipped in drawn butter...

He swept his hoodie back to reveal his true face and locks of brown hair shimmering in the sunlight. The Crowd let out a gasp when they saw who it was. He said "RC get in!" She looked at him and he was no longer hiding. He was in his element! The shy person in Pret's was gone..."Get in Now!" On a normal day she might have said "now just wait a minute", but today she complied.

How do you get out of Old Market Square?...... quickly?...

[Hanwombat]

WTF

[AKR]

And now for Racechick's "ride" of a lifetime..........................................

[7UpJordan]

You should be a novel writer Stealthgate007.

[McLaren Fan]