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[dant]

Just found this on another web site and was LMAO.

Got a Ferrari?

Not quite good enough at driving?

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)


This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

1. Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we will rule out the other party even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

2; Exclusive access to a secret second lane in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

3; Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we will do the rest

4; A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.

5; Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a blind eye policy just for Ferrari drivers

6; Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they get in front of you

7; A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities

8; Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we will be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in



Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

[KyrosV]

Its funny cos its true....

[Kate]

Just found this on another web site and was LMAO.

6; Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they get in front of you

[welshie]

Ha, funny stuff

[McLaren Fan]

I think this was posted on here a while back, but some changes have been made to bring up to 2008's events. It's brilliant - and funny because it's true!

[f1maniac95]

excellent love it

[prozac26]

Great read.

[7UpJordan]

Just found this on another web site and was LMAO.

6; Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they get in front of you

I've seen this before on here I think, but it was sure funny as hell.

"Force India?? Accrington Stanley?? Who are they??"