- 03 Nov 08, 16:32#78216
Having just watched the race and qualifying over again I have come to the conclusion that there obviously is a conspiracy with Toyota, but their actual alliance was with Ferrari. Ferrari knowing that LH needed to finish higher than sixth where helping Toyota and Renault with there set up to try and get as many cars between Massa and Hamilton. You can clearly see in some of the Garage shots that the Toyota and Renault were actually running Ferrari engines, that's why they did so well in qualifying. As the race was coming to an end and Hamilton was still going to win the WDC Ferrari had to go to plan B which involved the Brazilian weather service and all the Brazilian spectators....
Plan B in the closing laps of the race: Part 1, If LH was still in contention to be the champion, the Brazilian weather service would put out a false radar signal that showed an oncoming rain storm. Of course all the teams would be scrambling to change their tactics for the end of the race. Part 2, consists of the Brazilian fans who would then on cue, put on their rain ponchos and start spitting on the race track. Then when all the teams would come in for Wet tires the Toyota team would stay on dries boosting their cars ahead of Hamilton's. Toyota knowing that the fans would eventually stop spitting and the Dry tires would work just fine would spoil Hamilton's championship hopes.
Of course plan B failed because Ferrari (the masterminds behind this plan) did not take into consideration the tracks irresistible Fish Tacos. With the majority of Fans eating the fish Tacos their saliva was unusually oily, something Ferrari didn't take into consideration when testing the dry tires on saliva from a high Pasta diet.
This minor oversight caused Glock to totally lose all traction at the end of the race......
We Are on to you Ferrari / Toyota we now know the TRUTH....
Plan B in the closing laps of the race: Part 1, If LH was still in contention to be the champion, the Brazilian weather service would put out a false radar signal that showed an oncoming rain storm. Of course all the teams would be scrambling to change their tactics for the end of the race. Part 2, consists of the Brazilian fans who would then on cue, put on their rain ponchos and start spitting on the race track. Then when all the teams would come in for Wet tires the Toyota team would stay on dries boosting their cars ahead of Hamilton's. Toyota knowing that the fans would eventually stop spitting and the Dry tires would work just fine would spoil Hamilton's championship hopes.
Of course plan B failed because Ferrari (the masterminds behind this plan) did not take into consideration the tracks irresistible Fish Tacos. With the majority of Fans eating the fish Tacos their saliva was unusually oily, something Ferrari didn't take into consideration when testing the dry tires on saliva from a high Pasta diet.
This minor oversight caused Glock to totally lose all traction at the end of the race......
We Are on to you Ferrari / Toyota we now know the TRUTH....
Last edited by csrracer on 03 Nov 08, 20:26, edited 1 time in total.
I did. But you have to be slightly curious around here! I'm just glad someone else finds it as totally ridiculous as i do!