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#73417
Lewis to take a 20 place grid penalty for farting in the car during qualifying. (Massa has a turbo button fuelled by farts but thats ok cos it doesnt cotravenne rule 99.6 part f section 5.9 with reference to amendmebt 341 part 9 sub catogary 1.2b)
#73576
Hamilton to get relegated a place for everytime he says "for sure", but Kimi, Massa, Alonso and co to get away with it. Coulthard to get sent to the back of the grid if he sexually harasses Louise Goodman or starts talking about his underwear one more time.
#73581
If Hamilton gets 5 points more than Massa today I'm almost certain there will be some post-race investigation to try and change things. If not to give Massa the WDC, then almost certainly to make sure Bernie gets a healthy interest in the season finale. He always makes more when the title goes to the last race.
#73582
If Hamilton gets 5 points more than Massa today I'm almost certain there will be some post-race investigation to try and change things. If not to give Massa the WDC, then almost certainly to make sure Bernie gets a healthy interest in the season finale. He always makes more when the title goes to the last race.

It won't be neccesary... there's gravel here :rofl:
#73583
If Hamilton gets 5 points more than Massa today I'm almost certain there will be some post-race investigation to try and change things. If not to give Massa the WDC, then almost certainly to make sure Bernie gets a healthy interest in the season finale. He always makes more when the title goes to the last race.

I'll bet you a 5 day 'ban' just to make thing's interesting? :yes:
#75401
Lewis Hamilton Penalised After Falling Foul Of More Obscure Rules!

Lewis Hamilton, the British Formula 1 racing driver, has fallen foul of the FIA once more, after he was found to have broken several more obscure 'rules' during the Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai on Sunday.

Hamilton, who won the race, led the drivers standings by seven points from Felipe Massa, with just the final race in Interlagos remaining. After the podium presentation, however, Hamilton received some bad news.
The FIA called the McLaren team and said that, because Hamilton had not renewed his TV licence before the deadline last week, he would be hit with a 15-second penalty - making all the difference, as he finished 14.9 seconds ahead of Massa, and is now relegated into second place.

Hamilton was docked a further six championship points for having failed to 'polish his helmet', and could face further disciplinary action if it's found that anyone in his family has ever been abducted by aliens.

Hamilton must now go to Brazil knowing that, to be absolutely sure of winning the championship, he needs every other driver to retire from the race in qualifying, so that nobody can impede him, and so that he cannot possibly hinder anyone else on the track.

In this way, he has a better-than-even chance of avoiding incurring any kind of penalty, although, as has already been proven in the past, the FIA works in 'mysterious ways', and will stop at nothing to prevent him winning.
#75402
Lewis Hamilton Penalised After Falling Foul Of More Obscure Rules!

Lewis Hamilton, the British Formula 1 racing driver, has fallen foul of the FIA once more, after he was found to have broken several more obscure 'rules' during the Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai on Sunday.

Hamilton, who won the race, led the drivers standings by seven points from Felipe Massa, with just the final race in Interlagos remaining. After the podium presentation, however, Hamilton received some bad news.
The FIA called the McLaren team and said that, because Hamilton had not renewed his TV licence before the deadline last week, he would be hit with a 15-second penalty - making all the difference, as he finished 14.9 seconds ahead of Massa, and is now relegated into second place.

Hamilton was docked a further six championship points for having failed to 'polish his helmet', and could face further disciplinary action if it's found that anyone in his family has ever been abducted by aliens.

Hamilton must now go to Brazil knowing that, to be absolutely sure of winning the championship, he needs every other driver to retire from the race in qualifying, so that nobody can impede him, and so that he cannot possibly hinder anyone else on the track.

In this way, he has a better-than-even chance of avoiding incurring any kind of penalty, although, as has already been proven in the past, the FIA works in 'mysterious ways', and will stop at nothing to prevent him winning.

I thought that was real for a second.

:hehe:
#75403
Lewis Hamilton Penalised After Falling Foul Of More Obscure Rules!

Lewis Hamilton, the British Formula 1 racing driver, has fallen foul of the FIA once more, after he was found to have broken several more obscure 'rules' during the Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai on Sunday.

Hamilton, who won the race, led the drivers standings by seven points from Felipe Massa, with just the final race in Interlagos remaining. After the podium presentation, however, Hamilton received some bad news.
The FIA called the McLaren team and said that, because Hamilton had not renewed his TV licence before the deadline last week, he would be hit with a 15-second penalty - making all the difference, as he finished 14.9 seconds ahead of Massa, and is now relegated into second place.

Hamilton was docked a further six championship points for having failed to 'polish his helmet', and could face further disciplinary action if it's found that anyone in his family has ever been abducted by aliens.

Hamilton must now go to Brazil knowing that, to be absolutely sure of winning the championship, he needs every other driver to retire from the race in qualifying, so that nobody can impede him, and so that he cannot possibly hinder anyone else on the track.

In this way, he has a better-than-even chance of avoiding incurring any kind of penalty, although, as has already been proven in the past, the FIA works in 'mysterious ways', and will stop at nothing to prevent him winning.


Thatll learn him :hehe:
#75407
If Lewis wins the drivers championship next week I hope he gives a special wave as he drives past the FIA stand - http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt001.gif

:yes::hehe:
#75409
Thatll learn him :hehe:


Teach him :wink:
#75426
Thatll learn him :hehe:


Teach him :wink:


scuse my regional dialect :(


No probs! I have my regional gems too :wink:
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