- 12 Apr 07, 19:01#6872
Driver Michael Waltrip fell asleep making a left hand turn and rolled his SUV over the weekend. Waltrip was found climbing out of the wreckage at 3am wearing a T-shirt, sweats, and socks. I can relate to this, I have fallen asleep watching NASCAR make left hand turns before. Then that's when it hit me. I, a man of science, felt obligated to get to the bottom of this phenomenon.
After analyzing countless data I have concluded that this unknown phenomenon is caused by the left hemisphere of the brain becoming overdeveloped during childhood, constantly sending signals to the right side of the brain saying "I want to go left". Over a period of time these signals build up and cause a chemical imbalance of the brain. This would explain the late night need to drive around making left turns. It may be too early to tell but according to my research I believe that JPM suffers from this same imbalance aswell.
After analyzing countless data I have concluded that this unknown phenomenon is caused by the left hemisphere of the brain becoming overdeveloped during childhood, constantly sending signals to the right side of the brain saying "I want to go left". Over a period of time these signals build up and cause a chemical imbalance of the brain. This would explain the late night need to drive around making left turns. It may be too early to tell but according to my research I believe that JPM suffers from this same imbalance aswell.
But this isn't about JPM, its really NASCAR in general. Seriously, has anyone ever seen a more pointless sport?
