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[Mikep99]

I'm surprised you didn't throw the Hoff in there for good measure Mike.

Then that would have been a MEGA nightmare.

[FJuan]

I still say give him a 25 point penalty as well as 25 seconds.
Not because of the chicane incident but for being Lewis Hamilton.
And can we please keep Anthony Hamilton's head off the TV.

[darwin dali]

I still say give him a 25 point penalty as well as 25 seconds.
Not because of the chicane incident but for being Lewis Hamilton.
And can we please keep Anthony Hamilton's head off the TV.

A bit harsh

[texasmr2]

Yah I'm so frickin tired of seeing Anthony's pouty bottom lip sticking out it make's me sick to my stomach. He get's more airtime than Lewis does .

[FJuan]

What soap opera drama will Lewis serve up next.
He's flown from wires.
Run up the back of a parked Ferrari.
Claimed he's better than Schui
Copped a 25 second penalty after gaining an advantage from James Allen's commentary.
What high jinx will he pull out next???
Use your imagination for this & be creative.

[FJuan]

Maybe Lewis could accidently run Charlie Whiting over in pit lane...

[racechick]

That might make him popular and I'd have no members left in this club!!

[EwanM]

That might make him popular and I'd have no members left in this club!!

Take more than that

[billindenver]

Perhaps he could run over Ferrari's pit crew while coming out of the pits? After the race, he could complain that he gained no advantage on the track by doing so, in fact it cost him 30 seconds while the last of the clingers on finally let go around turn 6. He could state there is no rule in the book that states he can't run over other teams pit crews and that the crew members clinging to his wings were intentionally trying to ruin his race...his father will call for Ferrari to be penalized.

In his press conference the next day he could admit he was having a bad hormone day and that his doctors were working on a better dosage. You see, he is really a woman trapped in a man's body. He is having the surgery after this season. The truth of the matter is, he is in love with Kimi. Which explains his forceful ramming in the pit lane a while back. He can appologize for sorta cheating on his boyfriend when he rear mounted Kimi and declare for all the world that he is finally out of the closet. Many of his fans will be shocked, others will be strangely excited, but quite a few of us will simply say 'I saw that coming' ...having noticed that in the press conferences he has absolutely no bass in his voice.

Anyway, that is my prediction. Your thoughts?

[texasmr2]

Your thoughts?

Nobody else's opinion is necessary because Lewis can do no wrong on this forum haven't you been paying attention???

[darwin dali]

Perhaps he could run over Ferrari's pit crew while coming out of the pits? After the race, he could complain that he gained no advantage on the track by doing so, in fact it cost him 30 seconds while the last of the clingers on finally let go around turn 6. He could state there is no rule in the book that states he can't run over other teams pit crews and that the crew members clinging to his wings were intentionally trying to ruin his race...his father will call for Ferrari to be penalized.

In his press conference the next day he could admit he was having a bad hormone day and that his doctors were working on a better dosage. You see, he is really a woman trapped in a man's body. He is having the surgery after this season. The truth of the matter is, he is in love with Kimi. Which explains his forceful ramming in the pit lane a while back. He can appologize for sorta cheating on his boyfriend when he rear mounted Kimi and declare for all the world that he is finally out of the closet. Many of his fans will be shocked, others will be strangely excited, but quite a few of us will simply say 'I saw that coming' ...having noticed that in the press conferences he has absolutely no bass in his voice.

Anyway, that is my prediction. Your thoughts?

From fender bender to gender bender, hm, I'd luv Louise if all this came true!

[FJuan]

Lewis will hold a press conference at the conclusion of the weekend to announce that he is going to contest Max Mosley's position on the FIA.
Replacing Max with himself is the only way he's going to stop the FIA's crap decisions against him.

[Mikep99]

It's official Hammy is a certified F**kwit

Q. But he was braking much earlier than you?

LH: Well, that's his driving, that's all. That is how he drives. If you don't have the balls to brake late then that is your problem! At the end of the day, in those situations it is the driver who can feel the grip more and put the car more on the edge. And I know I am great in those conditions. I felt the grip more than him, I knew where to place my car and I did place it in different positions to him and I found the grip.

Read it all here http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/70475

Hey hammy is this what you mean by feeling the grip Clicky to Play

I see what you mean


This was Kimi when the hameroide pulled up beside him

[billindenver]

Hey hammy is this what you mean by feeling the grip Clicky to Play

Classic! A legend in his own mind. His team has a better setup for rain in Belgium and does he praise the team, or the car, or the sponsors? Nope, he takes all of the credit for himself, states how it is the driver and the driver alone who made that happen and proclaims his mastery of the rain. Arrogant twit. Put him in a midpack car and he would evaporate into ranting hysterics

[racechick]

Bring it on statue man!! Thats great stuff. Never mind accuracy, keep it all coming. Arrogant git, that Lewis. How dare he drive a better car!!! How dare he try to overtake a red car. Who does he think he is!!
(Actually he regularly thanks the team for their efforts as he did on Sunday but keep stum about that and folk might believe what you say )