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[EwanM]

Well, I have been creating these recently, so why should I buck the trend?
Another GP is nearly upon us.

Give your opinions of anythng related to this weekend here.
Be it predictions.
Latest news,
Post Practice
Post Qually
Race Build up
The Race
And of course the usual fiery Post Race analysis.

Enjoy

[7UpJordan]

Kimi will have a portaloo set up next to his car on the grid, someone will diddle Steve Rider and Mark Blundell into loitering infront of a cardboard box saying "Hamilltons garige", Damon will do another great job as a commentator, the Williams' will bounce back with Rosberg getting on the front row and Nakajima getting into Q3 for the first time, Coulthard will talk about his underwear (again) to Louise Goodman, Piquet will get knocked out in Q1 and Bourdais will finally out-qualify Vettel - who gets sent to the back of the grid for "parking" in the pit lane entrance to stop Webber beating him into Q3.

[EwanM]

Kimi will have a portaloo set up next to his car on the grid, someone will diddle Steve Rider and Mark Blundell into loitering infront of a cardboard box saying "Hamilltons garige", Damon will do another great job as a commentator, the Williams' will bounce back with Rosberg getting on the front row and Nakajima getting into Q3 for the first time, Coulthard will talk about his underwear (again) to Louise Goodman, Piquet will get knocked out in Q1 and Bourdais will finally out-qualify Vettel - who gets sent to the back of the grid for "parking" in the pit lane entrance to stop Webber beating him into Q3.

Steve and Mark to be interrupted by the sound of a V8 engine again.
Post Qually Lewis chat.

Wait who will take Brundle's place, if he isn't going?

[McLaren Fan]

Wait who will take Brundle's place, if he isn't going?

I don't know, but I pity the poor bar steward having to sit beside James "the chicken" Allen for several hours on Saturday and Sunday.

[EwanM]

Wait who will take Brundle's place, if he isn't going?

I don't know, but I pity the poor bar steward having to sit beside James "the chicken" Allen for several hours on Saturday and Sunday.

"Thank you Steve, HELLO EVERYBODY! Sadly Martin Brundle isn't here this weekend, he's banned from Hungary you see. Luckily we've found someone with just the same amount of Knowledge and experience with motor racing as Martin. Id like everyone to give a warm welcome to... Anthony Hamilton!"

See I think they should get Autosport's Mark Hughes along side him this weekend. He's always in the box with them anyways, he knows everything there is to know about the sport. He'd keep James right

[7UpJordan]

Kimi will have a portaloo set up next to his car on the grid, someone will diddle Steve Rider and Mark Blundell into loitering infront of a cardboard box saying "Hamilltons garige", Damon will do another great job as a commentator, the Williams' will bounce back with Rosberg getting on the front row and Nakajima getting into Q3 for the first time, Coulthard will talk about his underwear (again) to Louise Goodman, Piquet will get knocked out in Q1 and Bourdais will finally out-qualify Vettel - who gets sent to the back of the grid for "parking" in the pit lane entrance to stop Webber beating him into Q3.

Steve and Mark to be interrupted by the sound of a V8 engine again.
Post Qually Lewis chat.

Wait who will take Brundle's place, if he isn't going?

Hill's commentating this weekend.

[EwanM]

Kimi will have a portaloo set up next to his car on the grid, someone will diddle Steve Rider and Mark Blundell into loitering infront of a cardboard box saying "Hamilltons garige", Damon will do another great job as a commentator, the Williams' will bounce back with Rosberg getting on the front row and Nakajima getting into Q3 for the first time, Coulthard will talk about his underwear (again) to Louise Goodman, Piquet will get knocked out in Q1 and Bourdais will finally out-qualify Vettel - who gets sent to the back of the grid for "parking" in the pit lane entrance to stop Webber beating him into Q3.

Steve and Mark to be interrupted by the sound of a V8 engine again.
Post Qually Lewis chat.

Wait who will take Brundle's place, if he isn't going?

Hill's commentating this weekend.

Good. As long as there isn't any Donnington Bashing

[7UpJordan]

Wait who will take Brundle's place, if he isn't going?

I don't know, but I pity the poor bar steward having to sit beside James "the chicken" Allen for several hours on Saturday and Sunday.

James Allen: AND LOOK AT HAMILTON SLIDING THAT MCLAREN ROUND THE FINAL CORNER!! THAT WAS SO SENNA-ESQUE WASN'T IT DAMON?
Damon: ...no James it wasn't really...
James Allen: AND HAMILTON'S SPUN HE'S SPUN HIS PIZZA THROUGH 180 DEGREES!!
Damon: You've been watching that Pizza Hut advert too much James...

[EwanM]

Wait who will take Brundle's place, if he isn't going?

I don't know, but I pity the poor bar steward having to sit beside James "the chicken" Allen for several hours on Saturday and Sunday.

James Allen: AND LOOK AT HAMILTON SLIDING THAT MCLAREN ROUND THE FINAL CORNER!! THAT WAS SO SENNA-ESQUE WASN'T IT DAMON?
Damon: ...no James it wasn't really...
James Allen: AND HAMILTON'S SPUN HE'S SPUN HIS PIZZA THROUGH 180 DEGREES!!
Damon: You've been watching that Pizza Hut advert too much James...

*Damon punches James*

Itv go for a break... Queue Def Leppard

[racechick]

Well I predict Lewis to win -ha! Big surprise eh! My dilema is that i will be watching it from a sports bar in Granada, in full Lewis/McLaren regalia What do you reckon to me getting out of there alive? I will be unable to sit quietly like a good girl through the race

[7UpJordan]

Well I predict Lewis to win -ha! Big surprise eh! My dilema is that i will be watching it from a sports bar in Granada, in full Lewis/McLaren regalia What do you reckon to me getting out of there alive? I will be unable to sit quietly like a good girl through the race

Well you've got a better chance of getting out of there alive than I would have if I was to walk into a pub full of Sheffield Wednesday fans and I was in full Sheffield United gear.

I also predict the "for sure" count will be 20+ from ITV's coverage of qualifying and the race.

[f1maniac95]

I reckon its going to be a Mclaren domination and the BMW's behind Mclaren and the Ferraris are going to strugle.

[Kiwi_Chris]

I think Ferrari will be stronger than most pple expect and i hope Damon gives James the same treatment as Murry did to Hunt when they started together

[AKR]

Well I predict Lewis to win -ha! Big surprise eh! My dilema is that i will be watching it from a sports bar in Granada, in full Lewis/McLaren regalia What do you reckon to me getting out of there alive? I will be unable to sit quietly like a good girl through the race

I predict Lewis to win as well but Heikki to stuff up and get zero points and Ferraris to come second and third. And then after the race because I don't like the thought of Lewis becoming the world champion I am going to drink a few bottles of either Karlovačko Pivo (That's a Croatian Beer) or some Zlatopramen Pivo (That's a Czech beer) and drown in my sorrows. By the way I am having some Karlovačko now as I type this. Beer is great, so is Ferrari and so is football.

[EwanM]

Well I predict Lewis to win -ha! Big surprise eh! My dilema is that i will be watching it from a sports bar in Granada, in full Lewis/McLaren regalia What do you reckon to me getting out of there alive? I will be unable to sit quietly like a good girl through the race

I predict Lewis to win as well but Heikki to stuff up and get zero points and Ferraris to come second and third. And then after the race because I don't like the thought of Lewis becoming the world champion I am going to drink a few bottles of either Karlovačko Pivo (That's a Croatian Beer) or some Zlatopramen Pivo (That's a Czech beer) and drown in my sorrows. By the way I am having some Karlovačko now as I type this. Beer is great, so is Ferrari and so is football.

^^^ Why would you be sad if that result happened? Perfect damage limitation in terms of the constructors.