My balls have never been big enough to go through red lights. 
Maybe, it's not the size that matter? Maybe, they're just the wrong colour?
I suggest THIS
((Sorry... I couldn't resist!!
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Please, this is the Porsche Driver's lounge. Have the decency to respect the environment and those in it. All are welcomed here, literally since there is no need to request for permission to enter. However that does not mean you're allowed to act disrespectfully when you're in my domain.
Respect it and respect those who comment and follow the rules. We keep it constructive and if you don't have anything nice to say or something that furthers the comradely and passion for Porsche and the brand... don't post anything at all.
Are we clear?