

Solar is what nature gave us, and what we used for 99% of the time weve been fertilising the earth with our ablutions. Need light at night - the moon silly (like the sun), need to get to the other side of the world? walk silly, you can do it in your lifetime, just learn how to swim ok. Then we had horses - still fueled by the sun via the soil etc etc
Its only in the last 200 years we discovered this cheat - simply dig up all our dead ancestors and previous inhabitants who helpfully stored this harmful carbon stuff for us in the ground deep down away from the air. So now we can be lazy, see at night - light switch silly, get over to the nearest fat food outlet? drive silly, why walk, and you get fat in the process - win win
And the real irony is the same thinking process now wants to replicate natures carbon extraction mechanism, the plants and trees etc with, wait for it - mechanical trees that soak up the carbon we released and stores it deep in the earth - what genius!!!
Even the bio fuels is really trying to replace natures way whilst still cheating some free lard arse friendly lazyness at the same time.
Now solar tech is actually trying to bypass the plants and directly convert the solar energy into energy for transport. The solar panels collect the rays like the plants do and then store it in a battery, and then release it when we need it. leaving the plants and trees to do their thing - everyone wins
But no, lets not change our thinking, lets use the plants, lets remove them from their function, use the solar energy they absorbed and release the harmful carbon the absorbed at the same time. And if we can emit less carbon while removing these plants than they collected, why thats negative, we are not emitting as much as when we just released the carbon without worrying. And then for good measure lets rubbish the attempts to bypass the plants for exactly the same energy extraction by using the technology we have called solar panels batteries and electric cars
And while we are at it lets make sure we scare and misinform others by talking about rare earths and the outrage that they are made in China
i can do this all day
