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[sagi58]

What would it be like if there was an aeroplane style Safety Speech on the bus? We dressed as an authentic steward and stewardess with a megaphone and even some 'in-flight' snacks and towels.



Bus Rules
1. Carry on items should be stowed under your seat.
2. Don't block the window seat!
3. There is no free wi-fi, talk to each other.
4. If you need to make a call, keep your voice down.
5. Avert from making eye contact with strangers (unless you intend to talk)
6. Don't give up your seat for anyone, if they made it upstairs they can stand. (top deck only)
7. There is only 1 emergency exit.
8. No smoking (unless you're a tough guy)
9. To alight, press the red button just before your stop.
10. You can not get off the bus mid-ride (unless you're a spice)
11. You must secretly film any fights, racism or people falling over.
12. Store young children in the big gap with no seats.

[sagi58]

Sheep with 20kg woolly coat found in Tasmania

26 August 2014 Last updated at 09:41 BST

Two farmers in Tasmania have found a sheep they believe has been wandering wild and for six years and never been shorn.

Peter and Netty Hazel discovered the animal, nicknamed Shaun, wandering on their farm and decided to take him in.

It is estimated that his coat weighs 20kg (44lbs).

The farmers say they plan on shearing Shaun to see if he can break the record for the most fleece-yielding animal.

[Jabberwocky]

I think she is winking at me



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[stonemonkey]

She's got her skirt on inside out and upside down.

[sagi58]

She's got her skirt on inside out and upside down.

I think that's the least of her problems...
She's looks inside out and upside down...

[Jabberwocky]

Maybe it is just a posh water fountain

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[sagi58]

Maybe it's a new gas pump??

[spankyham]

Could bring a whole new meaning to "I can't find my keys"

[darwin dali]

Turn up the volume and enjoy!

[What's Burning?]

I think she is winking at me

Imagine what she'd do to get into a nice car.

[Hammer278]

That is crossing the line from hot flexible babe to.....creepy babe.

[Jabberwocky]

Do you know for some reason I remembered a picture that used to get posted a lot on here. It has been posted a few times by a lot of admirers





Nope it is not the flavio one you are hoping for




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[What's Burning?]

DD's favorite ice cream flavor.

[stonemonkey]

I think she is winking at me

Imagine what she'd do to get into a nice car.

She'd bend the other way.

[What's Burning?]