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[Jabberwocky]

Don't leave us hanging

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[LiamCatterson]

Okay then. This is karma's fault though


"Itchy and sore vagina after unprotected intercourse"(was the other word but thats been blocked

[Jabberwocky]

now that is funny

[LiamCatterson]

Considering how she hurt me and how she didn't care how depressed I was, I find it funny how luck has hit her in the neck. Now when people ask what does he have that I didn't, I can say an STD But hey, she decided to ditch me for some loser sooooo....

[Jabberwocky]

Who would of guessed he had a dodgy wand (he was a magician right)

As Snape would say "itchyfannyious"

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[zurich_allan]

Ran the Helensburgh 10k today, had a think about the running I do and realised that next year I'll be moving into one of the age-grouped Veteran categories - how did I start to get old? It sneaked up from nowhere I tell you!!

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[darwin dali]

Ran the Helensburgh 10k today, had a think about the running I do and realised that next year I'll be moving into one of the age-grouped Veteran categories - how did I start to get old? It sneaked up from nowhere I tell you!!

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Newsflash: getting older sucks balls and nobody tells you that...

[Jabberwocky]

I have started to creak when I sit down now

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[LiamCatterson]

Who would of guessed he had a dodgy wand (he was a magician right)

As Snape would say "itchyfannyious"

LOL THAT MADE ME GIGGLE Yeah, he was a stupid magician lol. So is she. I guess you could say he performed bad magic inside her That was rubbish

[spankyham]

I have started to creak when I sit down now

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That's not age, that's DD's appliances settling in


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[What's Burning?]

More airports ..... on the good side I'm heading home

Studies show that people that travel for work across multiple east/west time zones, live shorter lives than people that travel north/south and don't stray far from their time zones.

[spankyham]

More airports ..... on the good side I'm heading home

Studies show that people that travel for work across multiple east/west time zones, live shorter lives than people that travel north/south and don't stray far from their time zones.

What about people that "go both ways"?

[Jabberwocky]

oh the diagonals

[sagi58]

Ran the Helensburgh 10k today, had a think about the running I do and realised that next year I'll be moving into one of the age-grouped Veteran categories - how did I start to get old? It sneaked up from nowhere I tell you!!

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Newsflash: getting older sucks balls and nobody tells you that...

The alternative is far worse!!

[racechick]

Ran the Helensburgh 10k today, had a think about the running I do and realised that next year I'll be moving into one of the age-grouped Veteran categories - how did I start to get old? It sneaked up from nowhere I tell you!!

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Newsflash: getting older sucks balls and nobody tells you that...

It sucks big time. But there are compensations. I went running today and got whistled at by a workman. This is not longer an irritation but a source of pleasure.