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[sagi58]

...One story I read that haunts me is a woman who used a lobster as a umpalumpa aid...

Are you sure it wasn't a "crab"?

[Jabberwocky]

You can not just say that an not share it.

One story I read that haunts me is a woman who used a lobster as a umpalumpa aid...

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I can PM it to you if you really really want to.

Today I'm still haunted from that story but I also discovered a new genre of music, Electro Swing and it's awesome.

Yes please mate, I love a good story.

[Jabberwocky]

...One story I read that haunts me is a woman who used a lobster as a umpalumpa aid...

Are you sure it wasn't a "crab"?

It turns out it is an urban legend.

here is the link for anyone interested

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp

[Hammer278]

Went out for a run at a park tonight, and on every lap I saw this parked car with its parking lights on and was wondering which idiot in the park (there was a group doing some kind of aerobic drill) left the lights on. After about an hour I saw a police car next to it and cops shining their torchlights....and then the door opens and a chick comes out of the back seat straightening her hair and then a guy...and I'm going HAHAHAHAHA inside but too out of breathe to do it outside. Which IDIOT parks his car next to a park with the lights on? Running on to almost 11pm but still. It's like asking for attention. Or maybe he stupidly forgot to turn it off?

I ran faster from that point to get back to the point again on every lap to see what's gonna happen and the cops were having a very long chat (lasted maybe 20 minutes!) with the dude. His chick had gone back into the car and just waiting. Oh man the shammmeeee. I so wanted to shout out GET A ROOM DUDE but felt bad for the guy. After 20 minutes he goes back in and drives off, maybe to find another park?

Damn I said "park" like 20 times in this post

[LiamCatterson]

Lol I love Twitter...Just got Tweeting on the hashtag #IfTwitterExistedInHistory...So I made a few F1 related ones of course...


"#IfTwitterExistedInFiction "Who wants to drive in my cockpit " - James Hunt...Had too xD

[Jabberwocky]

I would love to have seen what JordanGP would of done on twitter.

[Jabberwocky]

Had a weird day today, got 3 phone calls in the space of an hour each asking me if I want to pop into see them for a job interviews... not really looking for a job, but I think if one takes my fancy at the interviews I might.

going to be a busy week, 3 interviews in a week. how very random.

[sagi58]

Three? In one week?

That's like winning the !!

Congrats!!

[Jabberwocky]

2 are part time self employed so I can carry on with the business whilst doing it. The 3rd is full time so would have to give up everything else.

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[spankyham]

2 are part time self employed so I can carry on with the business whilst doing it. The 3rd is full time so would have to give up everything else.

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Not "everything"

[Jabberwocky]

Lol no. Just the business, but the wages are good. Oh what a conundrum.

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[sagi58]

Lol no. Just the business, but the wages are good. Oh what a conundrum.

If you get benefits (medical, pension, etc) and if you are relatively sure it will last into the foreseeable future...
I'd say you have a tough choice ahead of you!!

[Jabberwocky]

Well I just went to the full time job interview. It was one of those "competitive salary" jobs. Well as it turns out competitive salary is about 50% of what I could get on benefits. So that makes the decision easier.

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[3double8]

Today I wished Jabberwoky aka the dude aka Andy aka the dark destroyer aka Bob, a happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Jabs.

(I know it's the wring thread. Just can't be arsed to post in the right one.)

Cheers matey

Woot! Happy belated Birthday, Jabberwocky!

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[3double8]

Well I just went to the full time job interview. It was one of those "competitive salary" jobs. Well as it turns out competitive salary is about 50% of what I could get on benefits. So that makes the decision easier.

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Stars aligning up for you. Congrats, J!

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