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By LRW
#394527
Hammer278 wrote:Hey when did Lewis put a ring on it!? :yikes:

On fbook:
Lewis Hamilton
This was a great day....truly humbled by the Sistine Chapel plus there with my wifey. ‪#‎godisthegreatest‬ ‪#‎sistinechapel‬
I would say there is a difference between Wife / Wifey. Wife=legal spouse. Wifey=pet name for longterm girlfriend
#394528
Damn I didn't know that. Always thought Wifey was a nickname for Wife.
#394529
Just to expand on lrws definitive guide to terms commonly used;

Wife=legal spouse
Wifey=pet name for longterm girlfriend
Trouble=pet name for wife
B***h= ex gf who will have anyone but you
Sl*g=ex gf who will have everyone but you
Darling=ex wife before divorce lawyers hired
:censored: =ex wife after divorce lawyers hired
#394530
CookinFlat6 wrote:Just to expand on lrws definitive guide to terms commonly used;

Wife=legal spouse
Wifey=pet name for longterm girlfriend
Trouble=pet name for wife
B***h= ex gf who will have anyone but you
Sl*g=ex gf who will have everyone but you
Darling=ex wife before divorce lawyers hired
:censored: =ex wife after divorce lawyers hired
I agree.
You missed:-
Lesbian = Girl who turned you down.
#394534
Jabberwocky wrote:Mistress = because your wife kisses your kids good night with that mouth.
:yikes:

You married guys sure have some horror stories to share.
#394535
Hammer278 wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:Mistress = because your wife kisses your kids good night with that mouth.
:yikes:

You married guys sure have some horror stories to share.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Nice avatar and signiture jabberwocky. :thumbup:

I'm not married, legally anyway.
#394537
LRW wrote:
NHcheese wrote:I'm not married, legally anyway.
:yikes::yikes::yikes:

You are ILLEGALLY married?
god that came out wrong. :blush:
#394540
NHcheese wrote:
Hammer278 wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:Mistress = because your wife kisses your kids good night with that mouth.
:yikes:

You married guys sure have some horror stories to share.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Nice avatar and signiture jabberwocky. :thumbup:

I'm not married, legally anyway.
But arent same umpalumpa marriages legal now :hehe:
#394544
CookinFlat6 wrote:
NHcheese wrote:
Hammer278 wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:Mistress = because your wife kisses your kids good night with that mouth.
:yikes:

You married guys sure have some horror stories to share.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Nice avatar and signiture jabberwocky. :thumbup:

I'm not married, legally anyway.
But arent same umpalumpa marriages legal now :hehe:
i dont get it. :(
#394548
Jabberwocky wrote:Mistress = because your wife kisses your kids good night with that mouth.
Dude that's sick. :rofl:
By LRW
#394551
NHcheese wrote:
CookinFlat6 wrote:
NHcheese wrote:
Hammer278 wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:Mistress = because your wife kisses your kids good night with that mouth.
:yikes:

You married guys sure have some horror stories to share.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Nice avatar and signiture jabberwocky. :thumbup:

I'm not married, legally anyway.
But arent same umpalumpa marriages legal now :hehe:
i dont get it. :(
He is insinuating you are a homosexual. (umpalumpa is the filter word for s3x)

Ive no idea why.
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