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bud wrote:Looks like Schumacher?
Saw this on the exterior of a local Cinema, remind you of anyone?
After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said:
"Let me see if I've got this right.
You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behaviour, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages and instil in them a love for learning.
You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.
You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a chequebook, and apply for a job.
You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behaviour, and ensure that they all pass their final exams.
You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.
You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.
You want me to do all this, and then you tell me......
I CAN'T PRAY or wear a little cross or say "Happy Christmas" because someone might take offence? "
After the agony of defeat, success will be sweet!“It’s now very common to hear people say “I’m rather offended by that”, as if that gives them certain rights. It’s actually no more than a whine. “I find that offensive”. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. “I’m offended by that”, well so f***ing what.”
LewEngBridewell wrote:This Friday night is unusual. I'm not out.Ah, Yellow Tail Shiraz
I'm at home, drinking red wine. An Australian Shiraz, to be precise. Tomorrow night will be the party night.
Anyone else doing anything fun tonight or over the weekend?
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. 
darwin dali wrote:THIS weekend?? Yayyyyyyyyy!!!LewEngBridewell wrote:This Friday night is unusual. I'm not out.Ah, Yellow Tail Shiraz
I'm at home, drinking red wine. An Australian Shiraz, to be precise. Tomorrow night will be the party night.
Anyone else doing anything fun tonight or over the weekend?
Might get some, too for my b-day over the weekend.
LewEngBridewell wrote:Thanks sweetiedarwin dali wrote:THIS weekend?? Yayyyyyyyyy!!!LewEngBridewell wrote:This Friday night is unusual. I'm not out.Ah, Yellow Tail Shiraz
I'm at home, drinking red wine. An Australian Shiraz, to be precise. Tomorrow night will be the party night.
Anyone else doing anything fun tonight or over the weekend?
Might get some, too for my b-day over the weekend.
Cheers to that!
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. darwin dali wrote:...for my b-day over the weekend.Tantissimi auguri!!
Salute!! 
After the agony of defeat, success will be sweet!sagi58 wrote:Grazie Mille carinadarwin dali wrote:...for my b-day over the weekend.Tantissimi auguri!!
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