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[What's Burning?]

I love this sh!t.

NEW YORK (AP) — Banksy, the British graffiti artist causing a sensation in New York City, says he sold his artwork over the weekend for only $60 apiece.

Banksy wrote on his website that he had set up a stall in Central Park on Saturday with original signed works. But the secretive artist warned on Sunday: "That stall will not be there again today." The website features a photo and video of the pop-up stall with a sign that read: "Spray Art. $60." His works typically sell for thousands of dollars.

A number of people are seen buying the works and getting hugs from an elderly man working the stall. It's not clear who the man is. Banksy refuses to give his real name. His work has been turning up on the city's streets and all over social media in recent weeks.

[What's Burning?]

Here's technology we can all get behind for our occasionally smelly behinds. Shreddies is a pair of underwear that promises to filter out farts. Seriously, it's supposed kill your fart's smell and be able to neutralize odors up to 200 times the stinky strength of the average fart. So even if you have a particularly foul brand of flatulence, Shreddies can let you fart wherever you want without feeling like you've dropped a bomb. Freedom farts.

Shreddies uses a thin and flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex in its underwear. Zorflex is apparently used in chemical warfare suits and to be honest, that's appropriate given the intensity of some people's farts. Here's how Shreddies explains its magic:

Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
The underwear comes in boxer breifs and support boxers for men (starting at ~$40) and briefs and high waisted briefs for women (~$30). Fart for you. Fart for me. Fart for all. Fart forever. [Shreddies via NY Daily News]

[Jabberwocky]

So they think their s*** dont stink.

To be fair, not sure if posting this comment in here or in the things I should of grown oit of thread. Anyway one of my favourite games when I have to go on shopping trips is brewing a stinker. Then releasing it next to Swmbo as I can see someone walking towards her. Then make a sharp exit, giggling at the ensuing sniff and stare at the other person in disgust. Is it wrong I am laughing to myself at the thought of it

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[LRW]

[Jabberwocky]

Check out this. http://dangerousminds.net/comments/list ... ane_asylum

It sounds like DD's wish list for the dungeon

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[What's Burning?]

It's no different than the list of reasons we've banned users from the forum before.

what I'm not sure about is why tobacco and masturbation are paired together.

[Jabberwocky]

Having a quick fag after manual s3x

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[LewEngBridewell]

So they think their s*** dont stink.

To be fair, not sure if posting this comment in here or in the things I should of grown oit of thread. Anyway one of my favourite games when I have to go on shopping trips is brewing a stinker. Then releasing it next to Swmbo as I can see someone walking towards her. Then make a sharp exit, giggling at the ensuing sniff and stare at the other person in disgust. Is it wrong I am laughing to myself at the thought of it

[What's Burning?]

A New Mexico man is alleging abuse after authorities conducted three enemas, a colonoscopy, an X-ray and several cavity searches on him simply because he appeared to clench his buttocks.

David Eckert's attorney recently filed a federal lawsuit on his behalf over the Jan. 3 incident, in which police and doctors co-opted an "unethical," 14-hour series of cavity searches, KOB-4 reports.

Court documents state that Eckert was driving out of Wal-Mart in Deming when he failed to fully stop at a parking lot stop sign. He was immediately pulled over.

When he stepped out of his vehicle, an officer reported that he appeared to be clenching his buttocks. That fact was cited as probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity. Officers obtained a search warrant and Eckert's humiliating examination began at a nearby medical center.

Eckert’s abdominal area was X-rayed; no narcotics were found.
Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

Doctors then X-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert’s anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.


Eckert's attorney told the Herald-Sun that the case needed to go public because it could set a scary precedent.

"If the officers in Hidalgo County and the City of Deming are seeking warrants for anal cavity searches based on how they’re standing and the warrant allows doctors at the 'Gila Hospital of Horrors' to go in and do enemas and colonoscopies without consent, then anyone can be seized," Shannon Kennedy said.

Deming Police Chief Brandon Gigante argued that his officers "follow the law in every aspect." Kennedy said that the officers' warrant allowing them to search Eckert expired hours before his ordeal was over, and the warrant wasn't even valid in the county where the procedures were performed.

Eckert is suing the City of Deming, Deming police officers Bobby Orosco, Robert Chavez, Officer Hernandez, and Hidalgo County deputies David Arredondo, Robert Rodriguez and Patrick Green. He's also suing Deputy District Attorney Daniel Dougherty and the Gila Regional Medical Center.

[darwin dali]

Lew, what say you?

[Jabberwocky]

What you don't hear is that Eckert acted like a knob all the way through it so the cops made it as unpleasant as possible.

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[LewEngBridewell]

Lew, what say you?

Sounds like a rather pleasant examination. As long as the police officers were pretty, which I suspect they were not.

[darwin dali]

Lew, what say you?

Sounds like a rather pleasant examination. As long as the police officers were pretty, which I suspect they were not.

Always look at the bright side of life...

[What's Burning?]

Lew, what say you?

Sounds like a rather pleasant examination. As long as the police officers were pretty, which I suspect they were not.

Always look at the bright side of life...

That's why Lew keeps his stash in his mouth.

[Hammer278]

One Direction fan kills her dog because boyband won’t follow her on Twitter


A crazed One Direction fan reportedly killed her own pet Chihuahua because the teen boy band did not respond to her requests they follow her on Twitter.

The teen sent a shocking tweet to the band from her @illumivato account two weeks ago saying: 'Follow me or I'll break my dog's neck'.

The unhinged post was accompanied by a picture showing someone pinning the tiny dog to the ground by its throat.

Although the post alarmed other One Direction fans it’s unlikely the group saw the message among the tens of thousands they receive each month.

Several days later, the furious teen wrote directly to band member Liam Payne on the social networking site to say: 'I love you. Follow me. My dog has just died.'

According to the Daily Mail she added a picture of herself crying as she cradled an apparently dead dog.

Other shocking images reportedly taken from the @illumivato page before it was suspended by Twitter showed animals in blenders and a small child apparently tied up.

Each tweet comes with similar messages threatening to kill the animals if the boy band didn't follow her on Twitter.

Fans of the band, known as 'Directioners', have branded her a 'psycho', with one even going so far as to set up a Change.org petition demanding she be imprisoned which now has around 3,000 signatures.

Mya Fhya, who set up the petition, said: 'This person needs to burn in hell and I want to see justice.'

Bus other Directioners believe her story, although horrible, is a hoax. The story has been widely reported by the Spanish and South American media, but to date the young woman's name and location have not been released.

One Direction has not commented on the incident and are sources say they are unlikely to.

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For pics of this sorry excuse of a human being, pls visit:
http://www.irishcentral.com/story/ent/a ... paign=paid