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[What's Burning?]

One of my earliest memories as a kid is watching a pig's throat being cut and seeing a gush of blood stream out while flailing away until it stopped moving. I remember that, yet but I don't remember if the pig roast was yummy.

[stonemonkey]

A man walks into a shop and asks the storekeeper if he will sell him a tin of pigeon meat.
The storekeeper replies 'sorry, no can do.'

[What's Burning?]

I tipped Jabber's what you did today thread into the 300th page.

[LRW]

Today I posted this post. My 3000th post on this Forum.

Well thats time I will never get back.

[racechick]

Here's my pigeon this morning. I'm just about to phone the vet.

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[racechick]

Vet says bring him in but if its broken the best thing is to kill him don't know whether to take him in now

[Jabberwocky]

Vettel is an evil man wanting to kill a pigeon lol

[LRW]

Vet says bring him in but if its broken the best thing is to kill him don't know whether to take him in now

Get a brick and get it over with.

[Hammer278]

Vet says bring him in but if its broken the best thing is to kill him don't know whether to take him in now

LOL..ethical dilemma. Not an easy decision...especially when you now have an attachment to the bird.

[What's Burning?]

It might influence your decision to go in, he'll charge you £20 to tell you the bad news.

[darwin dali]

http://www.greatbritishchefs.com/ingred ... on-recipes

[Jabberwocky]

I have an air rifle for this sort of occasion

[racechick]

GREAT NEWS!!! wing not broken! Had it been broken its bad news because they're filled with air not bone marrow to make them light and they don't repair. But it wasn't broken vet gave me the number of an 'eccentric' bird lady who now has the bird and will look after it and release it if It gets better. I drove halfway to her house and met a very beardy man who took the pigeon in a cat carrier. So all is good but I'm late for work.

[racechick]

http://www.greatbritishchefs.com/ingredients/pigeon-recipes

OH NO!!! You lot are so mean!!

[What's Burning?]

GREAT NEWS!!! wing not broken! Had it been broken its bad news because they're filled with air not bone marrow to make them light and they don't repair. But it wasn't broken vet gave me the number of an 'eccentric' bird lady who now has the bird and will look after it and release it if It gets better. I drove halfway to her house and met a very beardy man who took the pigeon in a cat carrier. So all is good but I'm late for work.

That's so touching RC, you stuck to your guns and proved us all wrong! That pigeon will remember your kindness for... well for the three minute memory span is has.