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[stonemonkey]

Had real fish and chips by the sea and fed the seagulls. Found good stones on the beach, I love stones. Saw a blackbird in the garden and it let me get close, it was lovely. But I think it might have hurt its wing? it's gone now and I'm worried a cat will get it. Sitting by the fire now with a glass of wine and contemplating cooking a salmon and leek pie.

feeding seagulls! do you leave food out for rats too?

Many sea faring folk believe seagulls to be the souls of sailors lost at sea
you'll often see superstitious fishermen feeding them

Masons have a similar thing with robins, masons ghosts, they come right up to you when you're working with stone.

I'd feed a robin but never a seagull but that's nothing to do with superstition.

I don't feed seagulls either, I can't understand why a dead sailor would s**t all over my boat

Cos then it'll be the poop deck.










really really sorry for that.

[Jabberwocky]

On RADAR there is an phenomenon called Angels... It was 1st noticed over the coast in WW2, it was initially believed that it was the souls of serviceman killed in France returning back to the UK. RADARs still have Angels filters today.

[stonemonkey]

:rofl:

On RADAR there is an phenomenon called Angels... It was 1st noticed over the coast in WW2, it was initially believed that it was the souls of serviceman killed in France returning back to the UK. RADARs still have Angels filters today.

Do they work?

[Jabberwocky]

what Angel filters? yes

if you have some insomnia this might help
http://drdavidclarke.co.uk/secret-files/radar-angels/

[Jabberwocky]

I just realized I am a RADAR geek

[What's Burning?]

:( I just realized I am a RADAR geek

and how's your GAYDAR?

[Jabberwocky]

Terrible, never works, can never tune the anal-gles filter properly.

[stonemonkey]

My filter must work pretty well, I got talking to and drunk with some guy on the train from stranraer, had to change trains in glasgow and went for a pint in between, first I realised was when he put his hand on my knee.

[andrew]

That's a punchable offence in some places!

[LRW]

...... I love stones.

Reninds me of Anchorman. Brick Tamland: "I love lamp"

[stonemonkey]

That's a punchable offence!

Nah, each to their own, just said I didn't go that way.

[andrew]

That's a punchable offence!

Nah, each to their own, just said I didn't go that way.

Each to their own but I'd draw the line at some random bloke trying to cop a feel.

[LRW]

That's a punchable offence!

Would you punch a woman for putting her hand on your knee.....?

[stonemonkey]

That's a punchable offence!

Would you punch a woman for putting her hand on your knee.....?

That's foreplay in aberdeen.

[andrew]

That's a punchable offence!

Would you punch a woman for putting her hand on your knee.....?

Of course not, but a bloke doing that would just creep me out.

That's foreplay in aberdeen.

Nah, chasing it round the field and hoping the farmer doesn't hear is foreplay in these parts.