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[andrew]

Nothing exciting to report aprat from that at 5pm I relised that I hadn't been for a slash since I got up at 5.30 so had to do an impression of a pressure washer and I had some farts that felt hot enough to melt me drawers. I think they're getting less smelly. I did a silent one today whilst standing next to someone who was sitting and they didn't react. Either they're kinky or I should have left it to brew a bit longer (I know it's childish). Quite a quiet day really.

[LewEngBridewell]

Ahhhh andrew, what would this place be without you

[andrew]

Not so ripe smelling? Less open windows?

[LewEngBridewell]

Not so ripe smelling? Less open windows?

Yep... that pretty much hits the nail on the head

[Jabberwocky]

are the JSA aware that the internet exists and maybe just maybe you where searching for jobs when you where at your parents.

Dont start me off on the whole benefits system. Anyone on my facebook will of seenvmy recent rants about it

[LewEngBridewell]

are the JSA aware that the internet exists and maybe just maybe you where searching for jobs when you where at your parents.

Dont start me off on the whole benefits system. Anyone on my facebook will of seenvmy recent rants about it

Ohhh yes

[andrew]

Not so ripe smelling? Less open windows?

Yep... that pretty much hits the nail on the head

This is a dilemma I face several times a day,



But I'm learning how to be civilised,

[darwin dali]

Ewww! Boys and their farts

[andrew]

It's a perfectly natural bodily function. No point in acting all prudish.

[racechick]

Nah! It's gross and avoidable!

[andrew]

How's it avoidable?

[stonemonkey]

How's it avoidable?

Get a dog to blame.

[scotty]

My 'excuse' i constantly give to my girlfriend is that i have to vent methane otherwise it'll build up and i'll risk spontaneously combusting or exploding.

[andrew]

You watch South Park don't ya?

I was raised that it is perfectly acceptable to fart as long as you excuse yourself and you're not forcing them out (thus blowing holes in your drawers).

[LRW]

After 31 days of not drinking a single drop of alcohol, THIS is what my evening involved;

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