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[andrew]

Well if I get round to a model UN based on this forum and it's members, I'll give you all the appropriate positions, not sure where to fit you in though DD.

Get cracking Vaptin.

I think Lew was going to do something similar with us regulars being represented by famous actors.

[What's Burning?]

Ahhh the life of middle management.

From my director; I want you to document the timeline of the project you've been working on since August, and be as detailed as possible.

From his boss the VP, I want you to reduce those four pages of details into a couple of PowerPoint slides we can present to the customer tomorrow.

[Jabberwocky]

Just scan the 4 pages into the computer, and then have a page per slide. Job done.

[darwin dali]

Ahhh the life of middle management.

From my director; I want you to document the timeline of the project you've been working on since August, and be as detailed as possible.

From his boss the VP, I want you to reduce those four pages of details into a couple of PowerPoint slides we can present to the customer tomorrow.

Create two PowerPoint slides to present and a separate handout with detailed timeline - there, got it sorted!

[vaptin]

Well if I get round to a model UN based on this forum and it's members, I'll give you all the appropriate positions, not sure where to fit you in though DD.

Get cracking Vaptin.

I think Lew was going to do something similar with us regulars being represented by famous actors.

Was he? Kinda cool.

[LewEngBridewell]

Went to an audition at Channel 4. Got lost trying to find my way out. Tried to force my way out of a back-door. Set all the fire alarms off. Result = evacuation of building...

Sh!t.

so did you get a call back?

Not sure. It's only been a few hours

[Jabberwocky]

Went to an audition at Channel 4. Got lost trying to find my way out. Tried to force my way out of a back-door. Set all the fire alarms off. Result = evacuation of building...

Sh!t.

so did you get a call back?

Not sure. It's only been a few hours

look on the bright side, it was better than trying to force yourself into the back doors!

[andrew]

Went to an audition at Channel 4. Got lost trying to find my way out. Tried to force my way out of a back-door. Set all the fire alarms off. Result = evacuation of building...

Sh!t.

so did you get a call back?

Not sure. It's only been a few hours

look on the bright side, it was better than trying to force yourself into the back doors!

Get yer own jokes!

[Jabberwocky]

[andrew]

I said something similar on the prvious page. Great minds think alike!

[vaptin]

Today, I struggled to distinguish between dreams and reality.

[LRW]

Today I ....... Well I dont know how to say this. And Wheb you read it you'll think you read it wrong, but believe me my friend, you read it right. And in my defence my wife made me do it.......

Today I went Christmas Shopping, and completed half of it.

[Jabberwocky]

Today I ....... Well I dont know how to say this. And Wheb you read it you'll think you read it wrong, but believe me my friend, you read it right. And in my defence my wife made me do it.......

Today I went Christmas Shopping, and completed half of it.

OH MY GOD, How have you got money this late in the month to go shopping!

[Plane_Jane]

most of today I spent in bed, no not like that you dirty minded people. I drank too much last night, and was feeling poorly all day.

[LRW]

Today I ....... Well I dont know how to say this. And Wheb you read it you'll think you read it wrong, but believe me my friend, you read it right. And in my defence my wife made me do it.......

Today I went Christmas Shopping, and completed half of it.

OH MY GOD, How have you got money this late in the month to go shopping!

The wife paid