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[racechick]

They'd kill each other, there'd be cucumbers , fingers and toys all over the garage, no room for cars.

Too many trophies as well.

No. Trophies wouldn't be a problem. Alonso would be so hacked off at not having undisputed Number one status, that he'd blackmail the team, then spill the beans to the FIA about Ferrari's past and present little 'indiscretions'. Then they'd have to give all the trophies back

[andrew]

Vettel would whup his bottom and Alonso would leave to concentrate on his fried chicken empire.

Nuff said.

[LRW]

Vettel would whup his bottom and Alonso would leave to concentrate on his fried chicken empire.

Nuff said.

Vettel on Alonso =

[andrew]

Vettel would whup his bottom and Alonso would leave to concentrate on his fried chicken empire.

Nuff said.

Vettel on Alonso =

[LewEngBridewell]

Montezemolo seemed to waive suggestions of Vettel joining Ferrari, the last I heard, saying it wouldn't work.

[Jabberwocky]

He said he only wanted on c0ck/chicken or something in the team.

[darwin dali]

He said he only wanted on c0ck/chicken or something in the team.

one rooster in the hen house...

[Jabberwocky]

He said he only wanted on c0ck/chicken or something in the team.

one rooster in the hen house...

that was it

[darwin dali]

So, Charlie the rooster is getting old and so the farmer gets a new rooster to help him out. When the newbie introduces himself as Jimmy the rooster, Charlie proceeds to show Jimmy how to service the ladies: "Well Jimmy, it's very important to treat them ladies fairly, not forgetting any of them and always being polite and thanking them - I usually line them up in one row and do one after the other - watch me!"
So, Charlie starts his tour of duty: "Thank you............Thank you.......... Thank you...........Thank you........"
Soon afterwards, Charlie hears Jimmy begin his first tour as well: "Thankyou,Thankyou,Thankyou,Thankyou,Thankyou,Thankyou, oh hi Charlie!Thankyou,Thankyou,Thankyou...."

[f1ea]

Ahhh nice story, brings me back a few yrs

[LRW]

Ahhh nice story, brings me back a few yrs

Are you a 'chicken worrier' then?

[racechick]

If seb does go to Ferrari in 2014 as is widely predicted (chickens, hens, roosters and cockralls aside), and Webber retires or doesn't have his contract renewed, Red Bull won't have any drivers

[Denthúl]

If seb does go to Ferrari in 2014 as is widely predicted (chickens, hens, roosters and cockralls aside), and Webber retires or doesn't have his contract renewed, Red Bull won't have any drivers

One Finn and one Australian would be most likely in that case...

[scotty]

Well, i just read something on Autosport suggesting that Ferrari helped out with Hulkenberg's Sauber move, so they can monitor him a little more closely...

[racechick]

Maybe the hulk to Ferrari then? But weren't they doing that with Perez the they lost him to McLaren?